name='theuofc' date='20 July 2010 - 05:22 AM' timestamp='1279599729' post='454039']
I love that story, stud1al.

And I'll bet she did win! Here's a quote from an article by Richard Corliss, which captures some of Barbara's appeal and why she just might win a joke competition:
RC: "In her youth (the '30s) and her prime (the '40s), she [Barbara Stanwyck] helped define the modern woman: assured, in-charge, alluring and all-business. The Stanwyck woman — and though nine of her films have the word "lady" or "ladies" in the title, she was rarely a lady, always a woman — was a tough cookie, and a smart one. She often treated her men with beguiling degrees of indulgence, pity and contempt. In "Ten Cents a Dance" she snorts, "You're not a man. You're not even a good sample." In any skirmish with the opposite sex, she has the advantage of ruthlessness. Her opponents, corseted by propriety, think they're in for a set of badminton; she's ready for a street brawl."
Best,
Barbara