The Sexiest Actresses (NSFW)

[Jim]

HACKETT: Was it beauty treatment or a stray righthander off the old man?.

Could be! He's probably done it before! The B*****d. :mad:

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Old jokes home...

" I ate at Lee Chapmans restaurant last night"

"Did You...any good?"

"The trout was iffy but the ribs were crackin'...."


*sigh* sorry...

Threepwood

[David Brent]

The state of Lesley Ash's lips may be old news to people in Britain but i've only recently seen pictures of her with the 'new'style.

Please compare- BEFORE
www.robertworkman.demon.co.uk/
Picture in Casting Portraits section.

AFTER
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_736956.html

Lee Chapman reportedly likes the new lips.
No accounting for style.

Dave.

[ 01. September 2004, 03:23: Message edited by: David Brent ]

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Whilst it is true that some unkind people did indeed laugh at her new-look lips....she got a huge amount of public sympathy when it was revealed how many times she, (and her sister) had been hospitalised due to Lee Chapmans violence (allegedly). The man was a bully and a thug when he played football for Leeds United and he seems not to have matured at all.

Ms Ash apparently also contracted the M.R.S.A "super-bug" during her last stay in hospital, was last seen confined to a wheel-chair, and is having to learn to walk again.

Hopefully she will not only make a full recovery but will also come to her senses and ditch this idiot before he kills her. (IMO)


Threep.

[David Brent]

Thanks Guybrush,
I didn't realise she'd had a such a rough time.
I echo your sentiments.
We do not always get those type of Brit news stories over here but did i hear somewhere that Lee Chapman once attacked Lesley after a row about Eric Cantona?

Dave.

[Hackett]

Eric Cantona jumped into the crowd at Crystal Palace a few years ago and attacked a football supporter. That wasn't about Lesley Ash. It was just a case of the shit hitting the fan.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

did i hear somewhere that Lee Chapman once attacked Lesley after a row about Eric Cantona?

Eric and Lee did indeed both play for Leeds at the same time. Eric was indeed photographed leaving night-clubs etc with Ms Ash.

Lee threatened Leeds that either Eric went or he went...and as Lee was club Captain.... Eric had to go.

Manchester United had, at that time, not won ANYTHING in 25 years..... after they bought Cantona they started winning in a big way and became the United so hated by everyone today. (Unless of course you live in Singapore, or Malta, or Peru)...

Leeds were relegated last year.

So... good decision by the Leeds board then..


Perhaps Ms Ash should best be remembered for her roles in films such as Quadrophenia and not for her choice in men.

Threep.

[DB7]

That name brings back a lot of old memories Guybrush. I remember playing Monkey Island on my old Amiga and there's a PC version somewhere in the house I keep intending to install.

[Pam1927]

Guybrush Threepwood: She was by far the best part of, and the only reason I ever watched "Bread"....she was also the reason why I have one arm like a noodle and one like Schwarzeneggers'.....good god! the time I wasted on that woman. Every time she appeared on T.V. it was as though I never existed, what a tease..(bet she's the sort that likes older men though...) Trouble is, when they become rich and famous they have no time for us little people anymore, they don't keep appointments in The Central or under Dickie Lewis's.....ah well, it's as well I've turned my attention to Kylie, at least she's spoken to me..." oi! what are you doing in those bushes? ".... she said, and I figure the restraining order is merely a way of getting me to try harder. In all seriousness, Carla Lane may well have done Merseysides image some damage, and as Chirs Morris later showed (Brass Eye) she may well be as mad as a box of badgers, but as far as Bread goes, it was the fine casting of the supporting actors and actresses that gave it its strength, and has helped to keep it in our memory long, long, after many lesser sit-coms have come and thankfully gone ( You Rang M'lud... anyone? ) 'course it also helps that she could act bloody well. Threepwood. *whisper*..*gotta go now..the guards are coming back*

Hmmm... no wonder my ears have been burning while I've been away. Thanks for the compliments re my acting, Threepwood, but I lost the plot on the rest of it (thankfully!). Hope the guards took you somewhere nice for the bank holiday weekend.

[David Brent]

Welcome back Pam,
Hope you had a good time while away.

As screen idols & football feature very heavily on this website i thought i would serve you all a poser for the weekend.
Whenever men get together for a drink & heated debate regarding the meaning of life,what is beyond space ect..this poser usually has the strongest of beings baffled to the answer...i have seen grown men shed a tear at the very thought of it.So here it is...
You have one day left on earth & you can spend it in only one of two ways.You must choose between-
1. A day of unbridled passion with your all time sexiest/ favourite screen actress/actor (Viagra supplied for OAP's). For the day they are all alive & well.
or
2.Ticket's to watch England play in a World Cup Final. (Or the country of your choice - except Scotland..that's too far fetched even when you're dreaming)

What do you decide? Who or what do you pick..& what are the deciding factors? An impossible decision for all but Pam.

Personally hand on heart i'd probably go for England in the final.But then again....


Pure fantasy but what a choker!?!

Dave.

[plasticjock]

David Brent: Welcome back Pam, Hope you had a good time while away. As screen idols & football feature very heavily on this website i thought i would serve you all a poser for the weekend. Whenever men get together for a drink & heated debate regarding the meaning of life,what is beyond space ect..this poser usually has the strongest of beings baffled to the answer...i have seen grown men shed a tear at the very thought of it.So here it is... You have one day left on earth & you can spend it in only one of two ways.You must choose between- 1. A day of unbridled passion with your all time favourite screen actress/actor (Viagra supplied for OAP's). or 2.Ticket's to watch England play in a World Cup Final. (Or the country of your choice - except Scotland..that's too far fetched even when you're dreaming) What do you decide? Who or what do you pick..& what are the deciding factors? An impossible decision for all but Pam. Personally hand on heart i'd probably go for England in the final.But then again.... Pure fantasy but what a choker!?! Dave.

Yeah Dave....pure fantasy as you say.
1: Never gonna happen (if we're talking REAL actors/actresses) unless grave-robbin' & necrophilia's your bag!
2: Never gonna happen unless the Faroe Isles get a bye to the Final!
(Yes...I'm a Scotsman with no illusions about OUR national team(??)....<sigh> scarf

[David Brent]

Sorry,I made a mistake.
I'd fogotten how England play football duh
They always promise so much but deliver so little.

David James No.1 keeper

Bring on the girls wink

Dave.

[David Brent]

Looking back at British films of the 30's,40's & 50's there was always an innocence surrounding sexual relationships between men & women in the storylines.
Lovers kissed,got to know each other for a week & then got married to have lots of children.No depiction or hint of "hanky panky" before the wedding night.
I was wondering which British film actually broke the storyline mould first & had the courage to tackle the topic of sex before marriage? Which Brit movie for it's time was first to show "explicit" nudity scenes between lovers?Did British films reach the "sexual revolution" before Hollywood?
I remember the film "Blow-Up"(1966)gaining enormous publicity at it's time due to a topless scene."Saturday Night & Sunday Morning"(1960)was
sexually confronting but not explicit.
It must have taken a lot of courage in those "prim & proper" days for British scriptwriters,actors & film studio's to cross that thin line into promiscuity.Yet that passage has not been very well documented.
Any clues to the films that started the changes in attitude?
Also as a matter of interest,which was the very first British film to receive the "X Certificate" (Horror or sexual)by censors before it's release into cinema's?

Dave.

[Hackett]

"THE ENTERTAINER" 1960 same year as "SATURDAY NIGHT AND SUNDAY MORNING" Had the scene in the caravan. "ROOM AT THE TOP" 1959 had the adultary scenes with Simone Signoret. All three caused a stir at the time. I can't recall any other specific title but I'm sure the "X" certificate came in around the "angry young man" time.

[Steve Crook]

David Brent: [snip] Also as a matter of interest,which was the very first British film to receive the "X Certificate" (Horror or sexual)by censors before it's release into cinema's? Dave.

The IMDb is your friend for this sort of query.
It's not complete or 100% accurate, but it's probably better than any other source of information.

If you go to the IMDb Power Search, you can search on multiple parameters.

I entered Country = UK and Certificate = X to see roughly when the X certificate started. I then added Years = 1951-1959 and it gave me just 12 titles.

Of those, Night of the Demon (1957) and The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) would seem to be the contenders for the first X certificate.

It doesn't have a UK release date for Night of the Demon but The Curse of Frankenstein was released in the UK on 2 May 1957.

Steve