Jenny Agutter

[samkydd]

(Fellwanderer @ Sep 16 2005, 07:32 PM) I should be so lucky Mind you, Miss Agutter and Miss Mirren must have disrobed in the name of art more often than any other two serious actresses in film history. FELL

If I'd been a screen writer in their hey day and known that they'd been cast for something I was working on, I'd have re-written the screenplay to make sure they had to disrobe in just about every scene!

The Eagle Has Landed

"OK people listen up, at the end of this scene where Jenny has just blasted her boyfriend with a shotgun in Donald Sutherland's cottage, we've added something for dynamics. She realises that she has blood on her clothes and takes them all off, and her underwear, and burns them in the garden to destroy the evidence. There's nothing in the cottage that fits her so she has to stay nude for the rest of the film!"

[Jim]

(samkydd @ Sep 23 2005, 10:06 AM) If I'd been a screen writer in their hey day and known that they'd been cast for something I was working on, I'd have re-written the screenplay to make sure they had to disrobe in just about every scene! The Eagle Has Landed "OK people listen up, at the end of this scene where Jenny has just blasted her boyfriend with a shotgun in Donald Sutherland's cottage, we've added something for dynamics. She realises that she has blood on her clothes and takes them all off, and her underwear, and burns them in the garden to destroy the evidence. There's nothing in the cottage that fits her so she has to stay nude for the rest of the film!"

Blimey sam, not only do you have a way with words BUT you have a marvellous imagination!

[samkydd]

(JIM @ Sep 23 2005, 10:14 AM) Blimey sam, not only do you have a way with words BUT you have a marvellous imagination!!!

Just wishful thinking

Logan’s Run

“So you and Michael come out of the ice cave into the brilliant hot sunshine, but your green dress is all ripped and sodden wet. You take it off to dry out on a rock, and a passing eagle mistakes it for a lizard and swoops down and makes off with it. Michael has nothing spare to lend you and Pete Ustinov’s stuff is much to big for you and so there’s nothing for you to put on………….”

Perhaps all HM and JA's films could be remade and directed by me, and FELL could be the first in the rush to see the rushes!

[samkydd]

(samkydd @ Sep 23 2005, 10:23 AM) Just wishful thinking Logan’s Run “So you and Michael come out of the ice cave into the brilliant hot sunshine, but your green dress is all ripped and sodden wet. You take it off to dry out on a rock, and a passing eagle mistakes it for a lizard and swoops down and makes off with it. Michael has nothing spare to lend you and Pete Ustinov’s stuff is much to big for you and so there’s nothing for you to put on………….”

Instead of Logan's Run I'd rename the new version Logan's Walkabout!

[Fellwanderer]

(samkydd @ Sep 23 2005, 11:23 AM) Just wishful thinking Logan’s Run “So you and Michael come out of the ice cave into the brilliant hot sunshine, but your green dress is all ripped and sodden wet. You take it off to dry out on a rock, and a passing eagle mistakes it for a lizard and swoops down and makes off with it. Michael has nothing spare to lend you and Pete Ustinov’s stuff is much to big for you and so there’s nothing for you to put on………….” Perhaps all HM and JA's films could be remade and directed by me, and FELL could be the first in the rush to see the rushes!

Blow that for a game of soldiers - I'll take Director of Photography!

[samkydd]

(Fellwanderer @ Sep 23 2005, 06:28 PM) Blow that for a game of soldiers - I'll take Director of Photography! Riddle of the Sands: "Right, Jenny. You don't realise that your father is a German agent and fear that the two Englishmen are out to sabotage his industrial interests. In an effort to dissuade them you decide to go over to their yacht and try to convince them to return home. Unfortunately, the dinghy has been taken ashore so you must swim but your clothing is too heavy so you will need to strip off - do you have a problem with that?" FELL

Any more of that and you'll need to go to bed with boxing gloves on! Unless of course Mrs FELL has a torn green negligee and doesn't mind you calling her Jessica 6!

[Jim]

(samkydd @ Sep 23 2005, 07:28 PM) Any more of that and you'll need to go to bed with boxing gloves on! Unless of course Mrs FELL has a torn green negligee and doesn't mind you calling her Jessica 6!

YOU GUYS - such imagination!!!

[samkydd]

(JIM @ Sep 24 2005, 07:48 AM) YOU GUYS - such imagination!!!

It's a shame that people the film industry don't!

[Fellwanderer]

(samkydd @ Sep 24 2005, 08:56 AM) It's a shame that people the film industry don't!

I sense a market:

Wandering Kydd Productions - films for the discerning movie buff

FELL

[Fellwanderer]

(samkydd @ Sep 23 2005, 11:46 AM) Instead of Logan's Run I'd rename the new version Logan's Walkabout!

Better catch it this evening on TCM - just to see if Sam's idea has been taken up yet, of course. No other reason possibly entered my head, oh dear me no!

FELL

[Fellwanderer]

Just read that Jenny's mother died on Monday. RIP

Thank goodness the quite wholesome comment I was going to make in one of the James Bond threads was still being mulled over.

FELL

[Fellwanderer]

Just a taster for Sam of the delights of Nurse Alex Price in AAWIL - just as well she didn't work on the cardiac arrest ward.

FELL

[samkydd]

(Fellwanderer @ Oct 26 2005, 06:00 PM) Just a taster for Sam of the delights of Nurse Alex Price in AAWIL - just as well she didn't work on the cardiac arrest ward. FELL

Looking a little haggard! Long NHS shift possibly?

[Fellwanderer]

(samkydd @ Oct 27 2005, 07:06 AM) Looking a little haggard! Long NHS shift possibly?

Long night - IIHMW

Cheeky whippersnapper! Nurse Ratched - administer the enema to Mr Kydd at half hourly intervals while Nurse Price and I go off to play doctors and nurses.

FELL

[JamesM]

There's a new DVD out of 'Riddle of the Sands' (DD Video).