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smudge
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It may have had something to do with the Oz trial in 1971 Over to John Mortimer who was one of the barristers for the defence... "Audience Question: What's your favourite legal case that you've attended? John Mortimer: Well, I suppose the longest, funniest one was the Oz trial, which was the Australian editors of a little magazine called Oz. And that had really every funny thing about it, which drove the judge absolutely insane. The three Oz editors appeared dressed as schoolgirls at the beginning of the thing. We called the most extraordinary witnesses. We called George Melly. He have his evidence about oral sex. And I said, 'Is oral sex all right?' and he said, 'Yes. When I was in the navy we called it, "yodelling in the canyon, by the way."' And the judge said, 'For those of us who haven't had a classical education, what do you mean by 'cunnilinctus?' as though it was a sort of cough mixture. And then I called a comedian called Marty Feldman, who had rolling eyes. I don't know why we called him. Geoffrey though I should call him. And he gave evidence, he called the judge a 'boring old fart.' Strictly true, but not the sort of thing you're meant to say in the witness box. And the judge affected not to notice this boring old fart business. And then Marty Feldman came across the court and he put his hand on my arm and said, 'Great to be working with you at last.' |
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stevie boy
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penfold
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![]() Marty's eye thing happened to him in adulthood, as a result of a thyroid operation....he hadn't always looke that way...and it obviously didn't bother Lauretta.... |
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I always remember Marty when he played the golfer in the "Loneliness of the long distance golfer",it took him all day to go from the first tee to the putting green,via peoples bathrooms freight trains etc and he was still putting in the dark.I also enjoyed the episode when he was in bed with wife and then he remembered he had something to do he used to rush out to his car and race to the airport and fly off to some exotic place into the arms of some beautiful woman,and then race back home to his wife who was still in bed,brilliant!!.
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Marky B
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His place was television and radio,where he was without a doubt a genius,but the cinema proved to have limitations for him (except for Young Frankenstein). I think the same could be said for Spike Milligan.
That scene in The Magnificent Seven Deadly Sins with Harry H Corbett was more of a tragedy than a comedy,so poignantly played. The girl who was the object of HHC's desires was Cheryl Kennedy. Ta Ta Marky B ![]()
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