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Old 05-04-2007, 09:08 PM
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"As a top ranking, British diplomatist, I'm as two-faced as he is!"
Wait - that's not from CARRY ONs... that was today's headline!

(Lady, whatcha mean? That's every day's headline...)

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My youngest daughter discovered by herself at a very early age Norman Wisdom and Carry On films. Her fav Carry On is "CARRY ON SPYING" 1964. One of the fondest memorys I have is of the look on the out-laws faces as my 3 year old Flossy informed them on leaving thier bathroom too "Give It A Minute" in full Kenneth Williams mode.
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One of my favorite lines is from Carry on Cowboy, when Sid James talks about his experience of smoking a pipe of peace. He says "one minute it was peace on, the next it was peace off.
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What about CARRY ON SCREAMING where the Vamp, Fenella Fielding, asks Harry H Corbett's Inspector whether he objects to her smoking...and then she does (no flames of passion though)!
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You have to go a long way to get better than the 'infamy' line.

But I like one that was from a Carry on Christmas TV special.

I don't remember who the actors were but 'she' wanted to bid farewell to the man she loved. Surname Dripping, rank - Captain.

Leaving the room, his superior officer said to her, "Very well, but don't keep Captain Dripping too long."
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From "Khyber" - "It's my friend Ginger. Ginger Hale..."
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Old 23-04-2007, 09:33 AM
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Can anyone remember the dialogue between patient and doctor to settle an argument between two doctors about what was wrong with the patient?

Peter Butterworth was the patient and it went along the lines of "you thought (whatever) and you were wrong.....He thought (whatever) and he was wrong. I thought (whatever)....and I was wrong.
LOVE that gag - good old Peter Butterworth - I think his crowning glory was the missionary in Up the Khyber


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Old 23-04-2007, 09:37 AM
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LOVE that gag - good old Peter Butterworth - I think his crowning glory was the missionary in Up the Khyber

Wasn't it - Now let me see, you thought it was piles and you thought it was constipation.You were both wrong - I thought I wanted to break wind - I was wrong!!

Something like that anyway - very funny man. Whatever became of his son, Tyler?

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