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Old 12-03-2007, 09:07 PM
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Can anyone remember the dialogue between patient and doctor to settle an argument between two doctors about what was wrong with the patient?

Peter Butterworth was the patient and it went along the lines of "you thought (whatever) and you were wrong.....He thought (whatever) and he was wrong. I thought (whatever)....and I was wrong.

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The film was "Carry On Again Doctor", where Jim Dale and Peter Gilmore are playing "spot diagnosis". One diagnoses that Peter Butterworth has a slipped disk, the other that he has haemorrhoids. Peter Butterworth said that they were both wrong and that he had thought he was going to break wind, but that he was wrong! A pained look on his face and he waddles off to the gents!

Peter Butterworth was a veteran of Stalag Luft III and was one of the original POWs who helped with the escape using The Wooden Horse; he was one of the vaulters! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Butterworth.

Another great "Carry On" caper! Hope that helps!

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Thanks very much....I forgot the details quite a few years ago.
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Extremely welcome! The "Carry Ons" are a bit of a "speciality" of mine!
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I know my qusetion has nothing to do with the subject at hand but your username? Were you from Bristol as i notice you state Canada as your country even though you have the St.Georges flag flying.
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Peter Butterworth died in Coventry. My mates sister served him breakfast that day. I have never been tempted by one of her fry ups since.
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Love carry on films carry on showing them I say

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Love carry on films carry on showing them I say

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What, even Carry On Columbus?

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Another good line was Sid's to Hattie Jacques in Carry on Loving -

Sid: "I can't fix them up with the right partners until I find out what they do and how they live.
Hattie: "Mmm, like the young widow at the tobacconists? You must have vetted her at least 50 times"
Sid: "Oh gawd, I only keep going in there for my shag."
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Joan Sims: "My, but you've got a big one".
Sid James: "I'm from Texas, ma'am, we've all got big ones down there!"

We could start a thread, just about "Carry On" one-liners. I don't think it would ever come to an end!
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Which would be fun to read along IF you put a warning: "Careful - don't read with a full mouth!" ha ha

At least I know where you got that audio file!! ha ha
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I know my qusetion has nothing to do with the subject at hand but your username? Were you from Bristol as i notice you state Canada as your country even though you have the St.Georges flag flying.
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Yes...born and bred. I moved to Canada in 2004.
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infamy infamy they ve all got it in for me.Kenneth Williams in Cleo has just been voted best one liner according to a poll in the Standard last night.
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Another scene I liked was in another hospital comedy of the team,where Bernard Bresslaw was dressed as a nurse and as he walked through a female ward,a desperate looking Pat Coombs put her hand up and whispered to "Nurse" Bresslaw. Bresslaw said "Oh,yeah" and got a portable urinal for men to pee into,leaving an exasperated looking Miss Coombs.
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