Thunder Over Titfield
You're right - look what they did to THE LADYKILLERS.
Example - an American remake of TITFIELD THUNDERBOLT (see new title above) - the treatment would probably be something like...
Railway is closed due to corrupt politicians settling an old score to get even with the Squire's grandfather.
The vicar - the role would be rewritten to suit Halle Berry - character is now a single parent struggling to bring up her drug addicted son - and the squire - an ex cop who likes to solve old murder cases when he's not on the railway and still carries his magnum 44 - enlist the help of local benefactor Mr Valentine, a man who carries a secret which we never quite discover but it keeps him drinking at the local roadhouse where he occasionally breaks up fights. The team start attracting passengers with gimmicks and tickets sold by nubile young ladies. (Well remember the name of the village.)
The bad guys (Samuel L Jackson and John Traviolta) who run the bus company arrange for "accidents" - the guard gets his hands crushed in a torture scene, the vicar is shot at as he drives the final test run but gallantly carries on to the station despite blood pouring from a wound, but the good guys win through and the test train carries not only the transport inspector, but there is also a bomb on board, an elderly lady with a weak heart, a woman who is just about to go into labour, a man who once ran away from trouble but finds redemption in assisting the crew carry water to the train despite gunfire - and there's a bomb on board and someone has also planted a cargo of deadly snakes.
In the final scene the big finish is the train smashes through the buffers and demolishes the station where the bad guys have been waiting. The lady has her baby, the old lady with her dying breath tells where treasure is buried and gives a map to teh squire, and everyone jumps off and avoids a nasty end.
The final fadeout shows the vicar and the squire going off hand in hand into the sunset saying that this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship - cut to 15 minutes worth of credits.
It should play well among 18 year olds in Kansas which is what the average film is now aimed at!
Last edited by Mr Cosmo; 01-02-2008 at 10:37 PM..
Reason: clarity
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