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Old 07-01-2009, 06:46 PM
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Have to say for me it's The Golden Disc followed very closely by Beat Girl

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Why is this posted 'Off Topic' when it is about British films?
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Whoops Apocalypse (1986)

Absolutely appalling. Mind numbingly atrocious.
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you guys havent lived ,you want to try whatsup superdoc .
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I think Virgin Witch is the worst Britmovie I have ever seen.
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Have to say for me it's The Golden Disc followed very closely by Beat Girl
I intended to watch TGD at some point...!!

I think 'Madame Louise' has to be up there.
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I think Virgin Witch is the worst Britmovie I have ever seen.
that film has plenty of knockers for sure but i thought it was fun in a rubbish way
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Have to say for me it's The Golden Disc followed very closely by Beat Girl

I suspect Beat Girl was by no means the worst entry on the cv of either Ollie or Christopher Lee
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Of more recent vintage there's this pile of rubbish.

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
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It's got to be "Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?"

Great title. Catastrophic train-wreck of a movie.
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No contest. It must be "Double X: The Name of the Game". the most ineptly made British gangster film ever; from the ludicrous plot and script to the miscasting of practically everyone in it. Although maybe it disqualifies itself on the grounds that it's so bad, it's almost good.
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'morons from out of space' -by far the biggest pile of excrement i've ever seen!!
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Have to say for me it's The Golden Disc followed very closely by Beat Girl
If they're the worst you've seen then you've done well.
Whatever your tastes are like, there are a lot of films that are a lot worse

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Gonks Go Beat!
Well, if you told them I designed it, d'you think that might help?
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There was a film called Butterfly, about a female serial killer, which was pretty dreadful.
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