Johnny Rico

Vinnie : 'Ere its all Gawn a Bit Dark rahnd 'ere

Director : Not to Worry , Sweetie , it's a redesign

Vinnie : Yerss I know that but what abahrt my motivation - ow can i see what colour my aura is in this light?

Director : You know , Sugar Plum , I think you spend altogether too much time with that Madonna

Vinnie : ( Stage Whisper ) ' Ere Shane ....i think that Director might be a...a..

Shane : Gooner?

Vinnie : Nahhh...one of them Homeopathic fellas what use all that New Age malarky

Shane : Nahhhhh....everyones using Pot Pourri these Days!

Vinnie : Well it aint natural ..whats wrong wiv a Dollop of Linament

Couldn't You just try acting , Old Boy...It's so much easier

Johnny Rico

Vinnie : So I Go in with the Shoot-ah and hit 'im on the Hoot-ah!

Director : Easy Tiger , You're not with your faux Barrow-Boy Ruffians now! This is Comedy, Sweetie , or at least a loose collection of Double-Entendres presented to a Generation that has dollops of hardcore every night on Channel 5!

Vinnie : You What?

Director : It's no use , Pussycat. Here we are trying to remake a genre that found it's apogee in a period famous for its sexual repression and prudishness. It's no use today ...everone is just too...hardened

Vinnie : Fnaar Fnaar ...You said Hard!

Director : On the other Hand....

Vinnie : Tee Hee

Director : Oh , Get a Grip!

Vinnie : Oh , now me sides are hurting HAHAHAHA

Director : As long as men laugh at fourth-form Willy Jokes , theres just a chance this film will succeed ....now wheres the Best Boy?

Vinnie : Nurse!

Couldn't You just try acting , Old Boy...It's so much easier

Johnny Rico

Vinnie : We're Back!

Shane: Yerss , er where were we?

Vinnie : We was takin time ahrt to sample the Delights of the Fridge

Shane : Dont you mean Fringe

Vinnie : Nahhhh Mate , I had 144 Bottles of Old Wallop to polish off.

Shane : 'Ere did you see your old muck-ah on telly?

Vinnie : Oo? I 'ave so many muck-ahs

Shane : Jason Flemyng - ee was playing a ginger in "Rock Star" wiv that underpants model Marky Mark

Vinnie : Marky 'oo? Nice to see Jase still workin - 'ee was in that cobbers wiv me muck-ah Jason Statham weren't 'ee?

Shane : Oh Yerss . that poxy remake of a chinese kung-fu film made in france

Vinnie : Like we need another one of those!

Shane : Well , Im off to do more laundry and ang abahrt offering 'ousewives a free one!

Vinnie : You'll get Nicked!

Couldn't You just try acting , Old Boy...It's so much easier

samkydd

I saw part of an old b/w film yesterday on Film 4 with Laurence Harvey, Stanley Baker, Richard Baseheart and a very beautiful young Joan Collins. LH had an almost public school BBC accent some of the time, but when he spoke quick lines of dialogue he definitely slipped "bek into hiz Serth Efrikahn dahlecked, yah!" Great hair style too he must have used cans and cans of Cossack!

"...the chairman of Littlewoods stores made a Keynote speech!"

samkydd

I was listening to a radio biog of Will Hay the other day and he did the same with Marriot and Moffatt because they were getting too popular with the public. I've got a boxed set of Hay films and I must admit that these two certainly added to the comedy and, unlike Hancock, I don't think Hay quite pulled it off on his own!

"...the chairman of Littlewoods stores made a Keynote speech!"