Worst British Movie You Have Ever Seen

**kingbman** · 07-01-09 05:46 PM

Have to say for me it's The Golden Disc followed very closely by Beat Girl

**Dame Starry** · 07-01-09 05:55 PM

Why is this posted 'Off Topic' when it is about British films?

**EHV_Emmetts** · 07-01-09 05:55 PM

Whoops Apocalypse (1986)

Absolutely appalling. Mind numbingly atrocious.

**davidb** · 07-01-09 06:03 PM

you guys havent lived ,you want to try whatsup superdoc .

**rose ellen** · 07-01-09 06:09 PM

I think Virgin Witch is the worst Britmovie I have ever seen.

**Brief Encounter** · 07-01-09 06:12 PM

name='kingbman']Have to say for me it's The Golden Disc followed very closely by Beat Girl

I intended to watch TGD at some point...!!

I think 'Madame Louise' has to be up there.

**davidb** · 07-01-09 06:15 PM

name='rose ellen']I think Virgin Witch is the worst Britmovie I have ever seen.

that film has plenty of knockers for sure but i thought it was fun in a rubbish way

**CaptainWaggett** · 07-01-09 06:19 PM

name='kingbman']Have to say for me it's The Golden Disc followed very closely by Beat Girl

I suspect Beat Girl was by no means the worst entry on the cv of either Ollie or Christopher Lee

**EHV_Emmetts** · 07-01-09 06:27 PM

Of more recent vintage there's this pile of rubbish.

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

**narabdela** · 07-01-09 06:36 PM

It's got to be "Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?"

Great title. Catastrophic train-wreck of a movie.

**vanmunchen** · 07-01-09 06:52 PM

No contest. It must be "Double X: The Name of the Game". the most ineptly made British gangster film ever; from the ludicrous plot and script to the miscasting of practically everyone in it. Although maybe it disqualifies itself on the grounds that it's so bad, it's almost good.

**jaycad** · 07-01-09 06:53 PM

'morons from out of space' -by far the biggest pile of excrement i've ever seen!!

**Steve Crook** · 07-01-09 06:54 PM

name='kingbman']Have to say for me it's The Golden Disc followed very closely by Beat Girl

If they're the worst you've seen then you've done well.

Whatever your tastes are like, there are a lot of films that are a lot worse

Steve

**rbrooks2008** · 07-01-09 06:59 PM

Gonks Go Beat!

**TomDaws** · 07-01-09 07:00 PM

There was a film called Butterfly, about a female serial killer, which was pretty dreadful.

**Steve Crook** · 07-01-09 07:03 PM

name='rbrooks2008']Gonks Go Beat!

A classic of the genre (whichever genre that is)

Steve

**davidb** · 07-01-09 08:11 PM

name='rbrooks2008']Gonks Go Beat!

some films like that develop a charm though ,even though they are rubbish . something that never will is that potato men trash from around 5 years ago

**cornershop15** · 07-01-09 08:41 PM

Purely because of the embarassment factor, any of those sex comedies from the '70s (and presumably nowadays too). They're even more cringeworthy after an actor's died or actress has killed herself like Mary Millington did. And how did so many elderly actors get to be in them?

**davidb** · 07-01-09 08:46 PM

i sometimes wonder what ingmar bergman thought of his daughter anna's efforts in dross like penelope pulls it off ?

**DB7** · 07-01-09 08:48 PM

I've never watched this again but Rancid Aluminium was impenetrable.

Rancid Aluminium (2000)

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