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Old 05-06-2008, 02:29 PM
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Are you sure it's not her girlfriend - - or something?

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Maybe they'll have talented wannabes on it again. Maybe they should theme it. Like.......... one year have RADA students on it, and then trainee NHS nurses, then RBS dancers, or Opera singers who live on Council Estates, or violinists with long legs. And a newspaper could sponsor it, and Andrew Lloyd-Webber could take over the house and choose the next singing star of Musical Theatre while Alan Sugar charges in, shouting You're fired! Against a backdrop of struggling inventors manufacturing their air-powered egg boiling machines....... And when it's over we can all listen and cry real tears at their life-stories of deprivation and social exclusion and exult that by our votes we have empowered them.... !!

And then put the kettle on.

The possibilities are endless.
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Old 05-06-2008, 05:32 PM
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It's a shame that whoever sent the card can't spell

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Old 05-06-2008, 06:27 PM
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Maybe they'll have talented wannabes on it again. Maybe they should theme it. Like.......... one year have RADA students on it, and then trainee NHS nurses, then RBS dancers, or Opera singers who live on Council Estates, or violinists with long legs. And a newspaper could sponsor it, and Andrew Lloyd-Webber could take over the house and choose the next singing star of Musical Theatre while Alan Sugar charges in, shouting You're fired! Against a backdrop of struggling inventors manufacturing their air-powered egg boiling machines....... And when it's over we can all listen and cry real tears at their life-stories of deprivation and social exclusion and exult that by our votes we have empowered them.... !!

And then put the kettle on.

The possibilities are endless.
How about Big BritMovie Brother? We could choose 12 members and restrict their posts to a specific thread, and them give them selected subjects and to talk about and silly games to play. At the end of each week the person who has spoken the least amount of crap gets kicked off ..... at the end of the game the winner is the person who has spoken the most crap!
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Old 05-06-2008, 08:26 PM
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How about Big BritMovie Brother? We could choose 12 members and restrict their posts to a specific thread, and them give them selected subjects and to talk about and silly games to play. At the end of each week the person who has spoken the least amount of crap gets kicked off ..... at the end of the game the winner is the person who has spoken the most crap!
Hahaha, that's quite fiendish, but I doubt we'd find enough masocists.

Can I nominate Steve Crook? I've even got an introduction clip fior him:
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Old 05-06-2008, 09:03 PM
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No surprise there then?

On a lighter note......................

You can "find" your chav name here:-

What's your chav name

In case anyone is thinking of naming baby............or indeed the winner
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Old 05-06-2008, 11:12 PM
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Hahaha, that's quite fiendish, but I doubt we'd find enough masocists.

Can I nominate Steve Crook? I've even got an introduction clip fior him:
Arrgh, no, please. Anything but that

That'd be my version of Room 101, just to hear him being smug about all the talent that he thinks he's got

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Old 06-06-2008, 02:17 AM
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no doubt all the britmovie members are excited at the prospect of another series of big brother
Oh yes, David. I certainly am.

Just watched the ladies and gentlemen enter the house.

Looking forward to THE television event of the summer.
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Old 06-06-2008, 05:41 AM
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what id like to do is put them in that house for the next 2 or 3 months or however long it is and not film it ! could you imagine the look on the faces of the nonentitys when they realised nobody had been watching !
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Big Brother.............Big Bore.
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Oh yes, David. I certainly am.

Just watched the ladies and gentlemen enter the house.

Looking forward to THE television event of the summer.
A veritable soap opera of Chekovian extemporisation, the next thirteen weeks will reveal a story as epic as Tolstoy and as socially reflective as William Golding.



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I don't know for certain, but I think I'm detecting just the very slightest hint of sarcasm there.
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....... I think I'm detecting just the very slightest hint of sarcasm there.
Sir....you are incorrect.
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I did e-mail a very naughty photo to Bats taken of a world class skating duo that appeared on the last Big Brother (why they appeared is most disappointing to me).
It is the worst of television surely. Well, not quite, the programme this week 'Great British Bodies' must have reached the bottom! The programme selected over 200 prats to lay naked in a field and form the shape of the human body 'this is class entertainment folks'!

On the subject of BB, I have every belief that it is basically scripted. Do we have an insider on these threads to put us in the know?
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On the subject of BB, I have every belief that it is basically scripted.

Sir.....you are mistaken in that belief.
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no doubt all the britmovie members are excited at the prospect of another series of big brother tomorrow . while we try and contain our excitement we could have a guess at which misfit / nonentity will win and how shouty on a decibel rating davina mccall will get . i reckon it will be nonentity no 4 this year and that davina will get so shouty shell shatter glass .
I've never watched Big Brother, and will never watch it! The publicity and hype surrounding it filters through to me even though I don't read newspapers or tittle-tattle magazine. Everyone keeps going on and on and on about it!

From what I can gather the people who take part are lowest common denominator amoebas with learning difficulties in human form, and I just wouldn't want that sort of person in my living room albeit through a TV set.

If I want to 'be entertained' by loathsome, despicable, scum of the earth types with absolutely zero talent for anything just talking crap all the time I'll watch the Parliamentary Channel thanks!
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