One childhood TV routine was to watch the wrestling on ITV's World of Sport, and no matter which relative's house your parents dragged you round to on a Saturday tea time, they always seemed to have the wrestling on! An uncle even took me to see a live bout once, and top of the bill was the head butting Afro-Caribbean Johnny Kwango, and all these old women kept trying to bash him with their handbags and poke him with umbrellas.
Some of the big names I can remember were:
Mr TV Jackie Pallo (always wore stripy trunks, and I dread to think what the "TV" bit meant)
Mick McManus (looked like the grumpy scary bloke in the pub)
Billy Two Rivers (genuine North American Indian)
Adrian Street (pretty boy with long blonde hair). He used to team up with someone called, I think, Bobby Bennett and their tag team name was The Hell's Angels
Kendo Nagasaki (reputed to be on the run from the law so he always wore a mask)
Les Kellett (looked like a little old man)
Kung Fu (another mystery man in all the oriental clobber)
Big Daddy (he came a bit later when the matches got really silly)
Giant Haystacks (most failed trying to needle him)
Everyone reckoned it was all fixed but having seen it live I don't know. The rolls, forearm smashes, scissor presses etc were standard well practiced moves but I don't think the outcome was rigged, what would be the point?
I remember a documentary in the 1970s and wrestling commentator Kent Walton was featured. He ran a film company which made loads of soft porn features for the UK market.
One of his studio employees had the enviable task of feeling the naked breasts of girls signing up to appear in these films to make sure they were genuine flesh! I remember thinking at the time that if he ever got made redundant what the hell job could he possibly do after that eh? He'd never come close to anything like it in terms of job satisfaction! Perhaps he had to settle for a job in a bakery! Kneads must I suppose!
A neighbour of mine is a semi-retired gynachologist, he works a couple of days a week now just to keep his hand in!
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