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Old 07-05-2006, 01:10 PM
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John Snagge meeting Eccles, who is applying for a job as an announcer.

Snagge: "Isn't that a Cambridge tie you are wearing".
Eccles: "Yes"
Snagge:" What were you doing at Cambridge?"
Eccles :"Buying a tie"

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John Snagge meeting Eccles, who is applying for a job as an announcer.

Snagge: "Isn't that a Cambridge tie you are wearing".
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Eccles :"Buying a tie"
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Does anyone know the joke that Eric & Ernie would start telling about Two Old Men Sat in a Deck Chair. I understand that it went on thus but I'm not really sure -
Two old men sat in a deck chair, one said to the other, " It's nice out" to which the other replied."I don't know I've not had mine out".
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Does anyone know the joke that Eric & Ernie would start telling about Two Old Men Sat in a Deck Chair. I understand that it went on thus but I'm not really sure -
Two old men sat in a deck chair, one said to the other, " It's nice out" to which the other replied."I don't know I've not had mine out".
Or "Yes, but put it away, there's a policeman over there."

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During Tony Bliar's recent re-shuffle,an MP has being given a new ministerial post of Minister for Social Exclusion. It reminds me of a line from The Two Ronnies news desk sketches:
"Later on we will be asking the question,'Are there too many government departments' - we will be talking to the Minister For Steak and Kidney Pudding"
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Lovely MarkyB

And its goodnight from me

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On Wednesday's Coronation Street.

Chesney's mums comment on his apparent disappointment at getting a box of fireworks for his birthday.

'Be grateful our Chesney, there's children in Africa who've never seen a firework.'

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