Anyone watch that Judge John Deeds or Judge John Dread as I call him? I am trying to work out if it is a comedy or is a satire on the British legal system?
First Blood to Sylvester Stallone, who proved the Americans do get irony by joining the Toffeemen as a weekend Everton supporter. This fair weather allegiance was in order to help Stallone sell his own brand of toffee, the latest Rocky film, "Rocky Balboa on zimmer frame" or something similar.
Years ago "Sly" also played Judge Dredd, a comic book hero who in a futuristic world actually was "the law". A verdict in any appeal to Judge Dredd's court was invariably a second bullet to the head to finish you off.
The BBC show "Judge John Deeds" has been irritating me since the first series but like junk food is addictive as someone said in the papers yesterday. Judge Dredd laid down the law whereas Judge Deeds lays down the female lawyers, the defence and prosecution counsels, the witnesses, the wives of fellow judges and government ministers, ex-wives and last week, even potential terrorists.
The latter mentioned was an intelligent lady, being blackmailed. She was trying to save members of her family and under duress took a chocolate box bomb to kill the Martin Shaw character at the Hague. Even here, Deeds was fighting off several women already. Rather like a toothsome James Bond female villain, having discovered Deeds' weapon of mass distraction, the devout lady forgot her brothers, her religious beliefs and thought better of it. Just as Deeds was going to get a sugar rush he WOULD forget very quickly, the would be assassin took her (sex) appeal case to the same judge's court(ship). Later she died whilst trying to diffuse said lethal confectionery (as you do). No matter, Deeds crown jewels were undamaged. That is ok then.
Each Judge John Deeds episode starts out well meaning with a terrible case of injustice but then it is sacrificed on the premise on how many women can Deeds bed before the end titles roll. Last night's first part could have used the Benny Hill show's chase music as one character bedded Deeds to get him on the case and prostitute paid by the ungodly drug company tried to bed him to get him off the case. Deeds enemies are mostly cuckolds and fellow judges as well as the big bad representatives of the Establishment.
When Deeds personal policeman mention his superior is a woman, you automatically look for suspicious behaviour in Deeds trouser area. In the first part of last weeks show it set up a beautiful but terrified witness who is obviously destined to be dressed down by the judge but likely also undressed by Deeds. No matter one colleague of the frightened witness has already likely been bumped off by the ungodly. In the end she turned out to be another decoy but though not bedded (yet) came clean about the drug company in the end.
Jenny Seagrove must LOVE her character - whenever Deeds is not bedding other women - Jo is his standby. In an earlier series he even slept with the doctor counselling him about his sex addiction. How is THAT for irony? Physician - heal thyself!
Deeds sets a higher standard for everyone around him but is a slave to his own sexual appetite. But it is alright I am told. The Judge is played by Martin Shaw and he is buff. Physical attractiveness excuses everything I suppose.
Sir John Deeds "judge ye not, lest ye be judged". Or rather "Judge? You are not"
No it MUST be comedy