name='samkydd']Unfortunately people "discover" these towns and villages and they didn't need discovering in the first place. They've always been there, but the next thing you know the outsiders want to live there and then realise that it has very little in the way of man-made amenities so they decide that things need improving because it's not like Crouch End or Putney, or wherever they hail from, and next thing you know they want proper A roads, plastic Barratt executive homes, an Audi dealership and every shop either sells second hand books or antiques! The village pub becomes a wine bar and bijou bistro, the darts team have disbanded, the village shop starts selling 97 varieties of coffee bean and herbal tea and there's not a pork pie or sliced white loaf in sight! The sea front cafe is taken over by a couple of gastronomic gays from Greenwich, and now calls itself Le Petit Dejeuner and to accompany your bowl of overpriced rustic lentil soup you can't order a roll and butter any more, no, it has to be a croissant au beurre! The village idiot now has to call himself Local Man With Learning Difficulties!