Actors and actresses you wouldn`t like to be stuck in a lift with

[faginsgirl]

For me its Orson Wells cos I would get squoshed obviously

Emma Thompson, her voice grinds on me and her chuntering on would drive me insane!

Joe Pasquali (sp?). THAT VOICE! And he comes over as being so thick it would have to be ME that got us out OBVIOUSLY!

Anthony Hopkins, I would keep looking at him and keep thinking I am gonna be dinner!

Anyone from the cast of Eastenders, they are all potential murderers on the square!

That woman off the `Josh dad`s found ya scoooooter` ad. Oh my God, can you imagine being trapped in an enclosed space for hours with that woman??????!!!!!!!!

Who would your worst nightmare be?

Fagins girl xx

[Marky B]

Graham Norton
Anthony Cotton
Christopher Biggins
Julian Clary
Rupert Everett


Ta Ta
Marky B

[batman]

Originally Posted by faginsgirl That woman off the `Josh dad`s found ya scoooooter` ad.

I am sure I could find a way to keep her quiet!

YouTube - Spoof loan ad

[faginsgirl]

For obvious reasons I`m guessing Marky?

[faginsgirl]

Originally Posted by batman I am sure I could find a way to keep her quiet! YouTube - Picture Loans Advert - Northern Scooter Lady

Ha ha ha I like those spoofs Bats! If all else fails I could just ram that bleeping scooooooooooootar down her throat!

[christoph404]

Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau! ( Im referring to the farting in the lift sequence of course)

[CaptainWaggett]

Dora Bryan

That's the situation some lucky Brighton shoppers reportedly found themselves in this week. Having leafed through the ladies' glove department and explored haberdashery (let's face it, this was Brighton - they were either buying worry beads or bondage gear), they boarded the lift, only to find themselves stuck inside for more than an hour with Dora Bryan, ex of a million vaudeville shows and TV productions, including Last of the Summer Wine and Casualty. And rather than all just standing there awkwardly, as the heat rose, respecting each other's space, saying silent prayers, looking from ceiling to floor and back again, Bryan decided that this would be a perfect time to rally the troops with that great primary school classic, All Things Bright and Beautiful. And not just one chorus. A good few repetitions.

[Lord Brett]

Originally Posted by Marky B Graham Norton Anthony Cotton Christopher Biggins Julian Clary Rupert Everett Ta Ta Marky B

Rupert Everett? He'd be great fun to be stuck with.

[batman]

Joan Collins and Oliver Tobias!

[hhhhancock]

Gary Cooper, Bette Davis, Humphrey Bogart, James Cagney - Only because they have all been dead for an awfully long time and the smell would be dreadfull.

Seriously though I'll go along with Graham Norton, Jim Davidson could bore for England and that bloke that plays Max in Eastenders. He should be buried alive for crimes against acting!

[faginsgirl]

Originally Posted by hhhhancock Gary Cooper, Bette Davis, Humphrey Bogart, James Cagney - Only because they have all been dead for an awfully long time and the smell would be dreadfull. Seriously though I'll go along with Graham Norton, Jim Davidson could bore for England and that bloke that plays Max in Eastenders. He should be buried alive for crimes against acting!

Yeah, Max did cross my mind too for that very reason!

[Gazza]

Martin Shaw

'nuff said.

[Mark O]

Originally Posted by Marky B Graham Norton Anthony Cotton Christopher Biggins Julian Clary Rupert Everett Ta Ta Marky B

So you wouldn't mind being stuck in a lift with George Michael or Boy George then Marky?!!

[Edward G]

Originally Posted by Mark O So you wouldn't mind being stuck in a lift with George Michael or Boy George then Marky?!!

I can hear Boy George even now - "Going down....!"

[Mark O]

Hugh Grant
Jim Carrey
Tom Cruise
Julia Roberts
Morrissey
Martin Shaw
Heather Mills
Paul Daniels
The entire cast of 'Eastenders', past and present
Paul McCartney
Gloria Hunniford
Esther Rantzen
Vannessa Feltz
Richard and Judy
Anna Friel
Selina Scott
Rowan Atkinson
Griff Rhys-Jones

alright, some of the above aren't 'Actors' as such, but they're associated with TV!