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Old 12-10-2007, 05:38 PM   #151
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A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a beer. The landlord says " Hey we have a whiskey named after you".

The white horse replies "Really? Cyril?"

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Old 12-10-2007, 05:51 PM   #152
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:57 PM   #153
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No. Still Waiting.
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Excellent! You should transfer this over to the halloween 'debate'.

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No. Still Waiting.
Have you clicked on the arrow in the middle of the screen?

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I met the man who invented the crossword today.

Can't recall his name for the life of me. It's P something T something R .....


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Frightened the b****y life out of me!
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Not recommended for anyone with a weak heart.....or bladder!

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There's a load of these on You Tube, i'v come across loads looking up Ghosts as im fascinated in the paranormal.but i cant stand them as they are all under ghosts and the paranormal and they are just sick jokes, my mum nearly died of fright when she seen one of these jokes.

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Elephants have acquired a fear of bees because they are capable of inflicting painful stings inside the animals' trunks.



Here's one way to avoid the little b******s!
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Hi Carmel,
if you like the paranormal there is an excellent series on Discovery Channel called A Haunting, don't know if you get it there. It's been on here for about 5 series now and it really does give you the willies! Hehe. Check it out.



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if you like the paranormal there is an excellent series on Discovery Channel called A Haunting, don't know if you get it there. It's been on here for about 5 series now and it really does give you the willies! Hehe. Check it out.



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The trouble with all these programs is that you never actually see a ghost
I saw an episode of MH where Yvette Fielding looked in a mirror and screamed.

Natural response I thought..
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