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Old 21-11-2007, 03:16 PM
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... 'The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" ... On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."'

Amusing story, but the nun was bluffing; Psalm 129 doesn't say any such thing!

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You looked it up?

Welcome to the real world. Hehehe.

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Old 21-11-2007, 03:19 PM
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If a pussy smells like anchovies, what does an anchovie's pussy smell like?

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Old 21-11-2007, 03:21 PM
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And if it smells like anchovies, what the hell are you doing there? Hehehe

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Old 25-11-2007, 01:56 PM
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You are in a car,and along side you is a fire engine going at the same speed;ahead of you is a giant pig,also going at the same speed;behind is a one prop aeroplane,also going at the same speed. How do you get out of this situation?




























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It's a relief to see a departure of the misogynistic tone in this thread. Let's hope it's permanent.
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Has one dropped one Phil,,,,,

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It's a relief to see a departure of the misogynistic tone in this thread. Let's hope it's permanent.
Surely a little bit of light-hearted misogyny is fun? But let's keep it clean!



There are some great laughs to be had without involving bodily functions and genitalia!!! (Yes, I know, I'm feeling like King Canute trying to hold back the incoming tide!)

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Surely a little bit of light-hearted misogyny is fun? But let's keep it clean!
Sure, why not a little "playful racism" or "harmless homophobia" as well . . . ?

Sorry if I come across as puritanical or high minded. Actually I enjoy non PC humour as thoroughly as the next middle aged white male ( I was a big fan of Lenny Bruce in his heyday) but it does require a modicum of wit and originality.

When I was a kid, I swapped jokes in the playground that would have made a Klu Klux Klan member blush. Then I grew up and realised that humour is a loaded weapon; it reveals our most primal fears and prejudices. Personally I find that what is forgiveable in a 7 year old becomes a tad repulsive as you grow older . . . a bit like the spectacle of someone eating their own bogies
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Sure, why not a little "playful racism" or "harmless homophobia" as well . . . ?
I agree.

Modern society is becoming unpleasantly intolerant and perhaps we need people like Reginald D Hunter (an expert at "playful racism", etc.) to lighten things up a little.

Comedy laid bare - Reginald D Hunter

Watch out for RDH on TV, but be warned, this man's witty and intelligent material is likely to force us each to examine our own prejudices!

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In the style of, if not actually by Donald McGill, author and artist of the "saucy seaside postcards"

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Then you can enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have
no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions with central heating, room service on tap and then...
you finish off as an orgasm.

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That does have a semblance of logic attached to it
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