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Old 07-12-2007, 05:37 PM   #301
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Old 07-12-2007, 06:47 PM   #302
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I've been sitting on that one since the thread began but I didn't want to intimidate any male members.........

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Old 07-12-2007, 06:58 PM   #303
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Old 07-12-2007, 07:24 PM   #304
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The ones going topless are all a bit flat-chested
Or are they really the fellas - in their kilts and carrying "man bags"?

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You've been sitting on that!

Move over Lola Lane ... there's new kid in town!

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I went to see that new film 'the golden compass' today, but i thought it lacked direction. Yes i know, very poor.
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I went to see that new film 'the golden compass' today, but i thought it lacked direction. Yes i know, very poor.
I get where you are coming from ... but I guess our senses of humour are poles apart.

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Old 07-12-2007, 07:44 PM   #308
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What do you call an aardvark who runs away from trouble ..... a vark.

Three lepers were playing cards ..... one threw his hand in.

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Steve, you worry me sometimes - such an eye for detail.......even with lady meerkats! As for them carrying 'man bags', well I really couldn't say without a much closer look..............!

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At Marcel Marceau's funeral, they had a 2 minute noise.
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Why do feminists not believe in Christmas?

"Three wise men? Yeah, right! As if that's ever going to happen."

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