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Old 22-12-2007, 06:19 AM
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The Christmas countdown has begun - don't leave it all until the last minute!
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Why did they use red-Indian canoes in this years floods in Gloucestershire?
because it was 'higherwatter'
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Siamese twins went on holiday to France so that the other one could have a go at driving.
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Old 23-12-2007, 04:11 PM
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The turkey's plucked and stuffed,but I haven't got the heart to kill it.
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If it's plucked then it's definitely stuffed in this cold weather

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A man goes to the library & asks for a book on suicide. 'No chance' said the librarian 'you wont bring it back'.
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British spy is captured and is being interrogated by the Gestapo.
'So, English shwinhund, when did you arrive here?' (Punch)
'Vot were your orders?' (Punch)
'Vat did you indent to achieve and who are you cohorts?' (Punch)

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And, if you like German jokes

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Sorry Smiffy - it was a very old joke!
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Old 23-12-2007, 09:23 PM
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Sorry Smiffy - it was a very old joke!
I know, but it is in the realm of the worst type of manning humour ,and will always be a Taboo subject as far as I am concerned , even in a thousand years time .
I May be getting older ,but I refuse to grow up
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Yes, I can see now that it might have been a Manning joke but many comedians used it during the 1960s (or pinched it from him).
The last thing I would wish to do is course offense - I did think it a joke only and posted it in that sense. I also recall the TV Ad only recently that showed the German soldier catching a bouncing bomb over the Dam that seemed to find much humour although it was also in very poor taste I thought at the time.

I would not assume (my posting) to be a statement against Germans or Germany but rather a stereotype of arrogance that can be found in all races. I think all humans are equal
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Yes, I can see now that it might have been a Manning joke but many comedians used it during the 1960s (or pinched it from him).
The last thing I would wish to do is course offense - I did think it a joke only and posted it in that sense. I also recall the TV Ad only recently that showed the German soldier catching a bouncing bomb over the Dam that seemed to find much humour although it was also in very poor taste I thought at the time.

I would not assume (my posting) to be a statement against Germans or Germany but rather a stereotype of arrogance that can be found in all races. I think all humans are equal
I am quite sure from your responce John that you only meant it as a joke, so I haven't taken any personal offence.My sadness Is for the millions of Jews who were mercilessly treated and killed by the Nazis , who left a legacy that decent Germans will struggle with for a long time to come .
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