Steve Crook

Why do you think that was in poor taste?
I'm not saying you shouldn't. I'm genuinely curious.

It was a nationally broadcast TV advert and didn't receive any complaints that I'm aware of

Steve

francesgumm

Two monkeys in a bath, one goes 'ooh ooh ooh aah aah'. the other one says 'put some cold in then'.

batman

... more please young francesgumm!

Bats.

"Boom boom a baby .... Banham Zoo .... Banana pants! Hahahaha"

francesgumm

Glad you like them batman. Will try to post more tomorrow, im off up the wooden hill now night night.

smiffy

"I was married by a judge " "I should have asked for a jury " (George burns )

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife ? about 30 pounds ( no sexism intended Girls It works both ways )

T he secret of a happy marriage ? Still a secret

My wife dresses to kill , unfortunately she cooks the same way

I may have paved the way for some " not the bloke jokes " but it's only a laugh girls

I May be getting older ,but I refuse to grow up

batman

.... I think it's time I went to bed. G'night all.

Bats.

"Boom boom a baby .... Banham Zoo .... Banana pants! Hahahaha"

smiffy

Ditto , and mrs smiffy has just read my post so guess who's making breakfast in the morning ?

I May be getting older ,but I refuse to grow up

lordtednfs

A guy comes home from work and has a box under his arm. His wife asks "what"s in the box love?" "Condoms" he replies. "We don't need condoms" the wife replies. "I thought we might play a little game tonight" the guy says with hope.
"Yeah, what type of game asks the wife?"

"Well these are special flavoured condoms and I thought if I put one on, you might tell me what the flavour is".

"Okay" says the wife and tells her husband to go into the bedroom but not to put the light so she cannot see what's written on the packet.

A few minutes go by and the wife rushes into the bedroom and after a few minutes she says to her husband "Cheese and Onion".

The husband replies "I ain't got it on yet".

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Hooked off the line

David Brent

There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had had a serious argument the night before.
"But it ended" he said " when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees".
"What did she say?" asked the friend.
The husband replied " She said come out from under that bed you coward".

Dave.

francesgumm

What do you call a german baked bean? Heinz.

francesgumm

An englishman, irishman & a scotsman walk into a bar. 'Whats this' said the barman 'some sort of joke'?

francesgumm

A woman has twins, & gives them up for adoption at birth.One of the twins went to a family in Egypt, & was named Amal. The other twin went to a family in Spain & they named him Juan. Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband said 'But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

john audley

I can assure you smiffy that I do have Jewish relatives (!) and, as you know, many more persons were sacrificed apart from the Jewish people. I have a personal and vigorous distaste for all things 'totalitarian' and I did see the joke (until now!) as an attack upon (or send up of) the totalitarian mind that can occur at ant time in any State - even this country.

Regards
John

john audley

Well, I was mis-understood by Smiffy but that joke was taking the 'mick' out of a certain mind set or person. I do not think it funny really to take the 'mick' out of war itself or treat it lightly. 53 RAF crewmen died over the Dams. I think it did get some complaints.

Here is my favourite animal jokes
A grizzly bear enters a pub and sits on the bar stool and requests a pint of shandy and a packet of crisps. The barman serves the bear and says 'that will be three pounds please' to which the grizzly pays.
The barman stands for some time cleaning a glass and then says 'you know, we do not get many grizzlies in here' and the bear replies 'I am not F....... surprised at these prices!

smiffy

I May be getting older ,but I refuse to grow up