batman

The link has a date on it of Jan 1st 2007. It's page 6 of the the thread when I click on it.

Bats.

"Boom boom a baby .... Banham Zoo .... Banana pants! Hahahaha"

batman

I should have said Jan 1st 2005. For some reason i can't edit at the moment.

Bats.

"Boom boom a baby .... Banham Zoo .... Banana pants! Hahahaha"

Steve Crook

I don't know what you chaps are seeing, but here's what I see



and that says 21-11-2007.

Steve

Dame Starry

Unfortunately, I'm not clever enough get all the graphics up like you, Steve, but this is what I'm getting with that shortcut:

07-01-2005, 02:24 AM #76
Marky B
Senior Member

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I'm a big fan of Stevie Wonder (although I can't stand I just called to say I love you) and what follows is a joke said by the man himself:"I was once given a book to read,it was the worst book I've ever read. However,it turned out to be cheese grater" That was from the great man himself.
Ta Ta
Marky B thumbs_u
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I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas - how he got in my pyjamas,I'll never know

And this is the date and time of the first post of the thread:
18-11-2004, 04:51 AM

YDSL x.

The Christmas countdown has begun - don't leave it all until the last minute!

Dame Starry

First, I just want to thank Steve C for the flowers, champagne, Dairy Box and the gold and diamond bracelet.



YDSL x.

The Christmas countdown has begun - don't leave it all until the last minute!

Carmel

In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was

questioning Seamus.



'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'

asked the solicitor.



Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just

loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the...'



'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just

Answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,

'I'm fine!'?'



Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving
down the road....'



The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police
on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after

the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.

Please tell him to simply answer the question.'



By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and

said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his

favourite cow, Bessie'.



Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just
loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the
road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit my
trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown
into the other. I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move.

However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she
was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the
accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning
and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her
condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.



Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and
said, 'How are you feeling?'



'Now what the F*ck would you say?'

Live each day to the full because one day it will be your last.

Carmel

Subject: Giving up Wine





I was walking down the street when
I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who
asked me for a couple of pounds for some food.




I got out my purse and took a ten pound note out and asked, 'If I give you this
money, will you buy wine with it instead of food?'



'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.



'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.



'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to
spend all my time trying to stay alive.'



'Will you spend this in a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.



'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' I

haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'



'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.

Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my

husband and me tonight.'



The homeless woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband

be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,

and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'



I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like
after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

Live each day to the full because one day it will be your last.

Steve Crook

Yes, it seems I was wrong in identifying the start of the thread. it's older than I though.

But I still don't see how you ended up on Marky B's joke about Stevie Wonder.

Ah, it seems that you can set the number of messages you have displayed in a page. I have it set to quite a lot. If you don't have it set to very many then that affects the page number in the thread and the item that it finds in that page.

Ah well, no matter

Steve

Steve Crook

And thanks for the loan of your stockings so that I could go and get them - just like in the cartoon

Steve

Dame Starry

Shall we call it a draw then?

YDSL x.

The Christmas countdown has begun - don't leave it all until the last minute!

Dame Starry

No problem - I'm still not sure why you needed my suspender belt as well though.......

YDSL x.

The Christmas countdown has begun - don't leave it all until the last minute!

Steve Crook

Because it was a "Hold up"

Steve

Dame Starry

I walked straight into that one, didn't I? Head first!
I could never beat the man with the smarter-than-average-arse, so I don't know why I keep trying!

Anyway, Steve, please don't forget to wash them before you bring them back this time, will you?

YDSL x.

The Christmas countdown has begun - don't leave it all until the last minute!

Steve Crook

It was a lovely gift, giving me that opening. Thank you

Steve

David Brent

Bit rude Steve.

What type of opening did Dame Starry give you?

You must have thought it was your birthday.

Dave.