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Old 02-04-2008, 11:52 PM   #601
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Little Joe asked for a mountain bike for his birthday.
His dad said , sorry Joe but money's tight , your mum lost her job and with the £250.000 mortgage on this place we just can't afford it .
The next morning Joe ( carrying a suitcase ) bumped into his dad who asked him where he was going ?

"Well " Joe said " Last night I was walking past your room when I heard you say you were pulling out ,then Mum said wait ! I'm coming too ! .
So if you think I'm staying here with a £250,000 mortgage and NO BIKE you can get stuffed
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:12 AM   #602
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A billionaire's son was fast approaching his tenth birthday. 'Son' asked father 'what would you like for your birthday?'. The son thought for a few moments and replied 'a cowboy outfit'. The next day his day went out and bought him Northern Rock!
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Old 03-04-2008, 08:26 AM   #603
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man in chinese restaurant complaining to the waiter.
"waiter this chicken's rubbery"
waiter "thank you velly much"
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:12 AM   #604
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A billionaire's son was fast approaching his tenth birthday. 'Son' asked father 'what would you like for your birthday?'. The son thought for a few moments and replied 'a cowboy outfit'. The next day his day went out and bought him Northern Rock!
That one also works with Microsoft!

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Old 03-04-2008, 11:19 AM   #605
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Solve this one answer will come later, try figuring it out.

The pope has one and does not need it,
Your dad has one but your mum uses it,
Nuns dont need one,
Arnold Swazanager has a big one and Micheal j Fox has a small one,
What is it?
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:24 AM   #606
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Well it's not the obvious answer, 'cos I have seen Arnold's knob in an old bodybuilding film and it's not 'a big one'.
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:27 AM   #607
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Solve this one answer will come later, try figuring it out.

The pope has one and does not need it,
Your dad has one but your mum uses it,
Nuns dont need one,
Arnold Swazanager has a big one and Micheal j Fox has a small one,
What is it?
Nobody has seen yours but mine gets exposed quite regularly

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Old 03-04-2008, 11:37 AM   #608
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Got it! Mine was exposed recently, but I am not sure how many people saw it.
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See the dirty minds are working already
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Got it!
Go on then clever clogs.
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Old 03-04-2008, 11:39 AM   #611
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Mr Crook deserves first crack .... oo er!

I'll PM the answer.
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I've led such a sheltered life, I'm not sure that I could actually handle the answer.........
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* **** ****!

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Old 03-04-2008, 11:52 AM   #614
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Gone!

I wasn't the one who blurted out the answer!
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You could have kept it going a bit longer so more people could have had a go!
You jumped in too quick, Bats - I moderated my post - and IT WAS YOU WHO EXPOSED IT!
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