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    Have an entertaining logo story...



    Does anyone know who's the singer and what's the song at the very end ?? "I don't want to set the world on fire"...I knew it but I forgot
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    A cocker spaniel no doubt.


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    Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonfleet View Post


    Does anyone know who's the singer and what's the song at the very end ?? "I don't want to set the world on fire"...I knew it but I forgot


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    Has this one been here before? Heard it on Mark Radcliffe's show and it has jumped to the number one spot in my 'perfect jokes' list. Ahem ...



    How many Freudians does it take to change a penis? I mean lightbulb.

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    Going through my Red Dwarf DVDs again, came up with this classic - Rimmer's song. I've included the lyrics so you can sing along.



    If you're in trouble he will save the day/ He's brave and he's fearless come what may/ Without him the mission would go astray/ He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer/ Without him life would be much grimmer/ He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer/ He will never need a zimmer

    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer/ More reliable than a garden strimmer/ He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner/ He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

    Master of the wit and the repartee/ His command of space directives is uncanny/ How come he's such a genius?/ Don't ask me!



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    Thank you for the ink spots Jim , I thought the song title was different ...
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    From Tim Vine:
    Conjunctivitus.com - a site for sore eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinemal View Post
    From Tim Vine:
    Conjunctivitus.com - a site for sore eyes
    My favourite of his is either "Velcro - what a rip-off", or "Our ice cream seller was found dead covered in hundreds and thousands - he'd topped himself"... or was that actually a Tommy Cooper? There's so much Vine being touted as Cooper that it all gets confused.

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    I was going to post this on the Cricklewood Greats thread. This is a bit more childish, but benefits from that in my opinion ...


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    My wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back

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