Worst film ever ?

[Mr Sloane]

For a film with a resonable budget,cast and crew Carry on England takes some beating. For self indulgence Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?, Skidoo,The Happening ( thinking about a good swathe 0f late 60 and early 70's "with it" films.

[CaptainWaggett]

For a film with a resonable budget,cast and crew Carry on England takes some beating. For self indulgence Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?, Skidoo,The Happening ( thinking about a good swathe 0f late 60 and early 70's "with it" films.

Just because dpgmel is away, anarchy breaks out (and anyway, Dame Joanie redeems any films she's in with her gracious loveliness )

[Windyridge]

Just because dpgmel is away, anarchy breaks out (and anyway, Dame Joanie redeems any films she's in with her gracious loveliness )

The lovely and funny Judy Cornwell is also in it, so it can't possibly be the Worst Film Ever - in her memoirs she writes that Dame Joanie was totally oblivious to the plot which clearly pointed to Mr Dame Joanie imminently divorcing her.

[woody123]

My nomination would be the dreadfully hopeless Pathfinders.The worst war film I've ever seen.It looks as though it's a film school piece,lousy acting and script and absolutely no energy to the action sequences.The only favourable aspect is that they managed to get the 82nd Airborne uniforms and equipment right for the D-Day setting.

[Marky B]

For a film with a resonable budget,cast and crew Carry on England takes some beating.

I agree to a point - Carry On Emmanuelle was worse - a lot worse!
Ta Ta
Marky B

[Keif Howard]

I'm still undecided as to whether Carry on England is actually worse that Carry on Emmanuelle, but at least England had Judy Geeson to lessen the embarrassment slightly.

[paul kersey]

I know that I really should not pre-judge a film and I know that he has just won a Tony and is the "toast of Broadway".
However I spotted this announcement earlier today and have a feeling that this film may just be a candidate for the "Worst fim ever made" when it comes out.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...=feeds-newsxml

[Windyridge]

I know that I really should not pre-judge a film and I know that he has just won a Tony and is the "toast of Broadway".
However I spotted this announcement earlier today and have a feeling that this film may just be a candidate for the "Worst fim ever made" when it comes out.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...=feeds-newsxml

Bye bye James Corden. See you back here in a couple of years.

[Robin Davies]

Does a film that's deliberately bad count?
James Nguyen, the director of Birdemic: Shock and Terror, seems to keep a remarkably straight face in interviews but surely he's got to be taking the piss:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j5tH_H5aN0

[Ray]

Trog has to be a strong contender, with poor Joan Crawford in her swan song acting her head off opposite a man in a monster suit.

[sidney bliss]

Zombie women of satan

[midnight sheep]

Trog WAS awful....but in a good way!..

Off the top of my head I would choose Stakeout 1987.What a big fat bore of a film.

Also Subway, a French film from 1985 starring Christopher lambert.

The worst film I've seen recently is Wrecked 2010 starring Adrian Brody.A 91 minute yawnfest.

[Tom Bennett]

Batman and Robin or Transformers Revenger of the Fallen..........they don't even have the curtsy to be just an hour and a half film, instead they go on and on.

[Rowdon]

Batman and Robin

Really boring. They completely lost control of Batman in those films. My personal pet-hate is the line from Batman Forever, when Batman says "It's the car, right? Chicks love the car."
It makes my skin crawl that somebody who believed Batman could ever say something like that should actually have any creative input on a Batman film. I'm not a Batman fanatic, and I don't think the 'my' vision of Batman is the only vision, and must not be sullied ... It's just that Batman would never say that, and anyone who would say that is not Batman.

Luckily he posts on these boards, so he can back me up.

[cassidy]

"The Gamma People" sticks in my mind as after what I thought was a good trailer was a huge disappointment.

[CaptainWaggett]

"The Gamma People" sticks in my mind as after what I thought was a good trailer was a huge disappointment.

No film with Leslie Philips as the intrepid hero can be entirely without merit

[dpgmel]

The lovely and funny Judy Cornwell is also in it, so it can't possibly be the Worst Film Ever - in her memoirs she writes that Dame Joanie was totally oblivious to the plot which clearly pointed to Mr Dame Joanie imminently divorcing her.

...and quite right too if you ask me.

[CaptainWaggett]

The lovely and funny Judy Cornwell is also in it, so it can't possibly be the Worst Film Ever - in her memoirs she writes that Dame Joanie was totally oblivious to the plot which clearly pointed to Mr Dame Joanie imminently divorcing her.

And was Mr Dame Joanie oblivious to the irony of his children falling asleep for much of the film?

[Tom Bennett]

It's just that Batman would never say that, and anyone who would say that is not Batman.

Luckily he posts on these boards, so he can back me up.

Agreed, there were a lot lines that Batman simply wouldn't say nor do in Batman Forever like "I don't blend well in a family picknick". Not even stupid funny.

[Windyridge]

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Off the top of my head I would choose Stakeout 1987.What a big fat bore of a film.

Ah well, now you see I liked that. A lot. Just goes to show, don't it? Did you like Fierce Creatures by any chance?