Daftest Lines in a Film

[donna]

one of the sillyest lines is from the wonderful Rebecca, when the girl knocks over the vase on the white table cover in the Monte Carlo hotel, Max invites her to share his tabel and the girl says No , then he says something like , I would have invited you to have breakfast with me , (even if you hadnt knocked the vase over so clumsily) if Id been her Id have told him to get knotted.

[faginsgirl]

Maid Marion in `Robin hood prince of thieves`

"Robin, do something for me, take a bath"!

Might not be the daftess line but I have never been able to work out what it had to do with the storyline!

Saying that, its certainly not as daft as some of the lines which came out of the latest Robin Hood series from the BBC!

xx

[batman]

Originally Posted by faginsgirl Maid Marion in `Robin hood prince of thieves` "Robin, do something for me, take a bath"! Might not be the daftess line but I have never been able to work out what it had to do with the storyline! xx

Nothing ... it was what they call 'a comedy moment'.

[faginsgirl]

American humour I presume

xx

[donna]

another one in Rebecca was when hes showing his wife the honeymoon film of them on the screen, hes says OH look thats when I left the camera running and its zooming in and out, , I think would be impossible on a cine camera then, as no one was operatiing it at the time.

[byebyebadman]

arnie in commando, when he launches a pipe through Bennets chest and steam suddenly billows out: "Let off some steam Bennet"

[donna]

another one from Rebecca when Max and the girl are in the car and he tells her not to call him Mr de Winter , makes me laugh every time I hear it when he goes through his many aristocratic names, think its four or five , then tells her you dont have to use all of them at once haha. brilliant.

[dogstar]

From Night of the Lepus - Sherrif to crowd at drive-in movie. 'I don't want to alarm you folks but there's a herd of killer rabbits heading this way!'

Hide your carrots........

[batman]

There are loads of terrible puns in the Bond films. Among my favourites ...

Connery in Thunderball after spearing Vargas ..... 'I think he got the point'

Lazenby in OHMSS after a baddie falls in an ice crusher ..... 'He had lots of guts'

Connery in FRWL after shooting Krilenko through a giant poster of Anita Elberg ..... 'She should have kept her mouth shut'

Bond - 'Hi Moneypenny, what gives?' Moneypenny - 'Me, given an ounce of encouragement'

Moore in Octopussy as his vehicle goes down loads of steps 'This should shake 'em off'

... and many more.

[SirOllyBolly]

This may be for you, Bats

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[batman]

Originally Posted by SirOllyBolly This may be for you, Bats (Audio only) YouTube - The mitchell and webb Sound Series 1 - Friends of Moneypenny

.... cheers, I'd not heard that before. Excellent!