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Old 24-03-2006, 08:33 AM
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"Alright then I am the Messiah.........now f*** off!."


Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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"Alright then I am the Messiah.........now f*** off!."
Some of the quotes from the Clint Eastwood Harry Callahan series of films are excellent. One springs to mind from Magnum Force where the police chief explains how a local pimp poured drain cleaner down a prostitutes throat to kill her.
'Sure shows a sense of style'
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"One day lad all this will be yours! ".........
"What the curtains?"

"We are the nights that say ni.."
"no were not we changed it"
"we are the nights that untill recently said ni...now we say ecki ecki fatang zwsowibble"

"zoot zoot naughty zoot...you must give us all a good spanking.... and when youve finished spanking her you must spank me...and me...and me

"none shall pass ! "

"ask the questions bridge keeper as i am not afraid"
"what is your name?....... sir lancelot
"what is your favourite colour" ..........blue
"what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" i dont know that Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!

"He's a king" ....
"how do you know"
"cause he isnt covered in shit!"

"Were livin in an automonous collective,here we see the violence inherant in the system,ohh did you see that i'm being repressed"

CAMELOT ! "it's only a model "

cheers Ollie.

"Bullseye !!"
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Old 24-03-2006, 11:00 AM
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Brilliant, a kindred spirit. Watched this film with my three children (8,9 and 12) last summer (skipped zoot's spanking line for obvious reasons), they loved it and have watched it several times since. A week or so later we were shopping in tesco's when my 8 yr old daughter and 9 yr old son asked for a coconut each. They can regularly be seen 'playing' The Holy Grail in our street, extremely funny to watch them and the puzzled looks of passers by. They also loved Life Of Brian but thats another story.

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"I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar"


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Stanley Moon: "Your'e a nutcase - a bleeding nutcase!"
The Devil: "They said the same of Jesus Christ, Freud and Galileo"
Stanley Moon: "They said it of a lot of nutcases too!"

From Bedazzled 1967

'He who is not one up...Is one down'
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'Ow about dat, a, 'ow about dat?

(Name the film???)

"How about dat, a? How about dat?
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From Zulu, a young soldier is getting nervous about the forthcoming Zulu attack

"why us sarge?"

"'cos we're 'ere lad"
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"I can never touch meat until it's cooked. As a youth I used to weep in butchers' shops!"

- Uncle Monty

"...the chairman of Littlewoods stores made a Keynote speech!"
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Of course the back seats were mainly used by canoodling couples who didn't really have much interest in the film anyway. I've been to some cinemas that even had double seats in the back row.

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IIRC the old Coliseum at Porthmadog still has these....

Mind you, I haven't taken Mrs. Smudge to the flicks there for AGES.

They also had the usherettes bell push to the projection room - complete with a handwritten, yellowing, code list.

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Drusus to Claudius: I wouldn't take Britain if I were you. ... the people make terrible slaves.
I, Claudius (1977)

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"I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar"
Threep.
I love Neil Simon
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Apparantly, the "make him an offer he can't refuse" line from The Godfather was a veiled reference to Frank Sinatra, and the way the Mafia were able to get him out of the contract he had with a big band leader. That's why Sinatra was so interesting.
Djdave, if memory serves the 'make him an offer...' refers to the mob pressuring Columbia president
Harry Cohn to give Sinatra a part in 'From Here To Eternity'...Which he subsequently did.

My own favourite phrase is Joe E. Brown saying to Jack Lemon..."Well, nobody's perfect".

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Djdave, if memory serves the 'make him an offer...' refers to the mob pressuring Columbia president
Harry Cohn to give Sinatra a part in 'From Here To Eternity'...Which he subsequently did.

My own favourite phrase is Joe E. Brown saying to Jack Lemon..."Well, nobody's perfect".

Ken.
Classic (last) line from Some Like It Hot, Ken.

Speaking of Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau had the last line in The Taking Of Pelham 1, 2, 3.

Actor Martin Balsm sneezes, Matthau says "Gerzunteit" and it's a freeze frame, which David Shire's music kicking in.

Fantastic stuff. If it doesn't sound too good written down, watch the film.....it's a cracker.
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There are some lesser quoted classics from "Terminator 2"

* SWAT Team Member is shot in the leg and ( somewhat redundantly ) shouts " God , That hurts! "

* A Tanker full of Liquid Nitrogen is Barrelling towards a Steel Mill at about 90mph and totally out of control . Two Workers look at it, look at each other then state " Let's Get Out of Here! "

Couldn't You just try acting , Old Boy...It's so much easier
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