Real Sex Scenes. - Britmovie

David Brent · 19-10-2006, 07:25 AM

The most sexually explicit film in the history of mainstream British cinema has been passed without any cuts for UK adult audiences by censors.
The Michael Winterbottom film '9 SONGS' features real sex scenes including fellatio, ejaculation and cunnilingus - some in close-up.

I think the release of such a film to British audiences is an utter disgrace.
I will endeavour to watch the film upon its release - for cinematic research only of course - and am sure I will hate every sordid moment.

I wonder if the film has a storyline?

Dave.

Ascoyne D'Ascoyne · 19-10-2006, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by David Brent

I think the release of such a film to British audiences is an utter disgrace.
Dave.

Don't worry. The Brits can be relied upon to maintain a stiff upper-lip.

David Brent · 19-10-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ascoyne D'Ascoyne

Don't worry. The Brits can be relied upon to maintain a stiff upper-lip.

A stiff-upper what?

I had to look up some of those words in a dictionary.

I had always thought that cunnilingus was an Irish airline.

Dave.

Ascoyne D'Ascoyne · 19-10-2006, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by David Brent

I had always thought that cunnilingus was an Irish airline.

Dave.

It probably is!

(not in the same league as Quaint-arse though)

lostintown · 19-10-2006, 10:04 AM

I've seen it 3 times and was completely disgusted not to mention bored stiff.

Moor Larkin · 19-10-2006, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by David Brent

I wonder if the film has a storyline?

I expect it builds towards some kind of climax.

Anyone know what British mainstream film was the first to have:
a) completely naked human being on-screen.
b) simulated (or otherwise) fornication

Clue: It was not Hell Drivers.

penfold · 19-10-2006, 12:09 PM

Strangely enough, just read this as I'm duplicating A Cottage On Dartmoor (1929) for Barbara...there's a full-frontal early on, but as the lad is about 18 months I doubt whether this is what you had in mind for category a).......

Ascoyne D'Ascoyne · 19-10-2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Moor Larkin

I expect it builds towards some kind of climax.

Anyone know what British mainstream film was the first to have:
a) completely naked human being on-screen.
b) simulated (or otherwise) fornication

Clue: It was not Hell Drivers.

"What the butler saw" has a young lady running around starkers. "Three men in a boat" (also from the 50s) has a nice shot of David Tomlinson's bottom as he dives into the water. Now surprise us all with the answer and tell us that the films date back to the silent era

penfold · 19-10-2006, 02:41 PM

There were porn films in the silent era, but I'm struggling to think of anything full-frontal (as opposed to topless) in the mainstream in this country until the 'Naked as Nature Intended' genre of the early 60's...if indeed those are thought of as being mainstream. As for copulation...Don't Look Now caused a sensation, and that was as late as '73...

texasholdem · 23-10-2006, 01:04 PM

9 1/2 weeks was apparantly real sex - anyone know if thats myth or reality?

Moor Larkin · 23-10-2006, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by texasholdem

9 1/2 weeks was apparantly real sex - anyone know if thats myth or reality?

Kim Basinger might know......

JamesM · 23-10-2006, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Moor Larkin

Kim Basinger might know......

Good answer!

lostintown, why did you have to see it another two times?

Marky B · 23-10-2006, 06:57 PM

There have been rumours about whether the sex scenes were real between Al Pacino and Ellen Barkin in Sea Of Love,and Brad Pitt and Geena Davis in Thelma & Louise

Ta Ta
Marky B

room 237 · 23-10-2006, 08:03 PM

As for the British release of 9 songs I have had this film for some time now, In fact i viewed it through and found it one of those really hyped up boring films. As for the Intimate sex scenes yes there are some steamy parts and you do see a bit of this and a bit of that. But i dont recall actually seeing anything in close up like Oral and so fourth. As for the press no doubt they will do there bit to make this film larger than life but believe me it is not. I have the full uncut version purchased abroad about a year ago or more. Don't expect this to be hardcore as it is not.
Don't waste your money going to see it Just get hold of a porn off the bloke down the pub and stick that on and pull a couple of beers or a take away. This is far more enjoyable than sitting have way through feeling bored stiff!

room 237 · 23-10-2006, 08:07 PM

Hmmm I might get myself one of those trendy flags that sit in the corner of the screen they look so flash! In fact i might change me avitar too as i am getting bored stiff with that, But then again the user name will have no purpose?
9 Songs Boring, Boring, Boring. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

19-10-2006, 07:25 AM	#1
David Brent is EXCLUSIVE to BritMovie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Queensland, Australia. Posts: 2,231 Country: iTrader: (3)	Real Sex Scenes. The most sexually explicit film in the history of mainstream British cinema has been passed without any cuts for UK adult audiences by censors. The Michael Winterbottom film '9 SONGS' features real sex scenes including fellatio, ejaculation and cunnilingus - some in close-up. I think the release of such a film to British audiences is an utter disgrace. I will endeavour to watch the film upon its release - for cinematic research only of course - and am sure I will hate every sordid moment. I wonder if the film has a storyline? Dave.

19-10-2006, 12:09 PM	#7
penfold is feeling moderate Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bristol Posts: 3,208 Country: iTrader: (0)	Strangely enough, just read this as I'm duplicating A Cottage On Dartmoor (1929) for Barbara...there's a full-frontal early on, but as the lad is about 18 months I doubt whether this is what you had in mind for category a)....... __________________ Bit of a Bay Window, what??

19-10-2006, 02:41 PM	#9
penfold is feeling moderate Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bristol Posts: 3,208 Country: iTrader: (0)	There were porn films in the silent era, but I'm struggling to think of anything full-frontal (as opposed to topless) in the mainstream in this country until the 'Naked as Nature Intended' genre of the early 60's...if indeed those are thought of as being mainstream. As for copulation...Don't Look Now caused a sensation, and that was as late as '73... __________________ Bit of a Bay Window, what??

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Marky B is Looking for a change in career Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Billingham,Cleveland Posts: 3,743 My Mood: Country: iTrader: (0)	There have been rumours about whether the sex scenes were real between Al Pacino and Ellen Barkin in Sea Of Love,and Brad Pitt and Geena Davis in Thelma & Louise Ta Ta Marky B __________________ I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas - how he got in my pyjamas,I'll never know

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19-10-2006, 10:04 AM	#5
lostintown has no status. Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the back of beyond Posts: 167 Country: iTrader: (18)	I've seen it 3 times and was completely disgusted not to mention bored stiff.

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texasholdem has no status. Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: UK Posts: 19 Country: iTrader: (0)	9 1/2 weeks was apparantly real sex - anyone know if thats myth or reality?

23-10-2006, 08:03 PM	#14
room 237 has no status. Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bristol South West United Kingdom Posts: 98 Country: iTrader: (0)	As for the British release of 9 songs I have had this film for some time now, In fact i viewed it through and found it one of those really hyped up boring films. As for the Intimate sex scenes yes there are some steamy parts and you do see a bit of this and a bit of that. But i dont recall actually seeing anything in close up like Oral and so fourth. As for the press no doubt they will do there bit to make this film larger than life but believe me it is not. I have the full uncut version purchased abroad about a year ago or more. Don't expect this to be hardcore as it is not. Don't waste your money going to see it Just get hold of a porn off the bloke down the pub and stick that on and pull a couple of beers or a take away. This is far more enjoyable than sitting have way through feeling bored stiff!

23-10-2006, 08:07 PM	#15
room 237 has no status. Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bristol South West United Kingdom Posts: 98 Country: iTrader: (0)	Hmmm I might get myself one of those trendy flags that sit in the corner of the screen they look so flash! In fact i might change me avitar too as i am getting bored stiff with that, But then again the user name will have no purpose? 9 Songs Boring, Boring, Boring. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz