Four Weddings at a Registry Office and a Missing Person Notice.
Here We Go Round the Mulberry Leaf
The Pauper and the Pauper.
Dustcarts of Fire
Charlie and the Vanilla Factory
The First Man
Today on the Ken Bruce Show on BBC Radio 2,he had a running theme of setting up a film company called "Cheapskate Films" and one of the first films he will make is Breakfast At Ratners.
Then listeners came in with other suggestions:
SLEEPLESS IN SETTLE
9.30 TO 12.00 (a skit on his schedule,based on the Dolly Parton film)
THE MEDIOCRE ESCAPE
BRASSFINGER
PASTE IS FOREVER
etc
(I was driving at the time,so I couldn't remember all of them)
Can anyone else think of variations on other films for Cheapskate Films?
Ta Ta
Marky b![]()
Four Weddings at a Registry Office and a Missing Person Notice.
Here We Go Round the Mulberry Leaf
The Pauper and the Pauper.
Dustcarts of Fire
Charlie and the Vanilla Factory
The First Man
Late Afternoon of the Living Dead
Bridgend Revisited
The Short Memory
Bats.
Another one I remembered was another Bond flick Bingo Royale.
Ta Ta
Marky B![]()
My Right Toe
Dr. Maybe
The Nine Steps
A Man For Spring and Summer
The Partial Monty
The Sniveling Game
My Not So Pretty Laundrette
The In-Getween
Muckraker
The Wicker Basket
The Man With The Plastic Water-Pistol
You Only Live Once
Quadropussy
The Venetian Budgerigar
The Duke Wore Tracky-Bottoms
Some Girl's Don't
Live Now PAYE Later
The Little Snooze
The Da Vinci Cod (a low-budget quest in search of a Glaswegian fish supper: Da Vinci's is a fish and chip shop in Queen Street)
The Not-very-secret Allotment
Bridge on the River Wye
The Fall of the Hackney Empire
El Sid
The Treasure of the Sierra Cosworth
A Room with a Loo
Mr Blandings Builds His Dream Lean-to
Murder on the National Express
Really Brief Encounter
Reach For The Ceiling
A Matter Of Life And Seasonal Affective Disorder
Green For Inconvenience
Spring In Petticoat Lane
The Lady Goes To The Loo
Carry On Up The Junction
Dracula Has Risen From The Sofa
The Thief Of Balham
Madonna Shows Her Bottom Once
The Ipcress Rasp
Funeral in Bentinck
Tup'penny Ha'penny Brain
The Peeping Tom Who Stalked Me
The Lavender Hill Slob
Small Back Cupboard
Musicals, anyone?
Guy and Doll
Half a Tuppence
Meet Me in St Helens
The Sound of Humming
Doctor Doevenless
Jesus Christ C-List Celeb
Frankenstein Must Be Detained For Questioning
The Seige of Beer Gut
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(Can't take the credit for that one, though. I heard it somewhere else!)
I've No Idea Where I'm Going
Endless Shite
The Fear of Wages - can't take credit for that one
Portaloo
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Dracula Has Risen From The Sofa
The Thief Of Balham
Taste the Tomato Juice of Dracula
The Minor Abrasions of Dracula
Twins of Slight Naughtiness
Re: Thief of Baghdad: I recall seeing a witty vandal's modification of a genuine Scottish road-sign in the 1980s:
Crook of Devon
twinned with the Thief of Baghdad.
Babycham Charlie
The Yellow Skoda
Trouble in Lidl
The Day they Robbed Northern Rock
Masters of the Universal Joint
Crouching Tabby Hidden Earwig
The Spy Who Stayed Out In the Cold
The World Is Too Much
When Earwigs Ruled The Earth
Born Buy One Get One Free
The Cat Person
Plan One From Outer Hebrides
The Wild Chickens
A Prize Of Fingers
The Pale Man
The Man In The White Pants
8 Suspects
The Ipcress Post It Note
Funeral In Birmingham
One Dollar Brain
Gums
Mission:Quite Easy Really
Bats.
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The Day they Robbed Northern Rock
That's brilliantist by far.
Once Around The Daffodills
Rosie Dixon Hospital Porter
Ladies Who Don't
Some Won't, Some Can't
Curtain Down
Ryan's Half-Cousin
A Slight Breeze In Grimsby
Last Bus To Middlesbrough