Movie Train Wreck

[Nita St. James]

I see we have a few other fun threads in here.



The movie train wreck...you combine two movie titles...and add a brief synopsis of the film if you like.



The last word of the first title is the first word of the second title...drop"the"



The Third Man and The Man In The White Suit



The Third Man in The White Suit..an American hack writer searches for his friend Harry. Harry is able to escape capture and hide in the sewers of Vienna all the while nevering getting one spec of dirt on his clean white suit.



Peeping Tom and Tom Jones



Peeping Tom Jones...a love-'em-and-leave-'em lady charmer who goes blithely from bed to bed, while managing to spend an equal amount of time as the local Peeping Tom.

[DB7]

On a Clear Day of the Jackal.

Redundant Scots steelworker swims across the English Channel to assasinate French President.

[ProfMarcus]

name='DB7']On a Clear Day of the Jackal.

Redundant Scots steelworker swims across the English Channel to assasinate French President.

Carry On Doctor Who And The Daleks



"Is that a sink plunger or are you just glad to see me, missus?"

[DB7]

A Matter of Life and Death of Colonel Blimp

Peter Carter is limping back to England in his damaged bomber, lacking a parachute, he seemingly jumps to his death. Instead, Peter splashes down in a Turkish bath.

[Nita St. James]

The League of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes A discharged army colonel and his gang of miscreants plan a bank robbery, while at the same time fending off the advances of some gold digging show girls.

[Windthrop]

Dr Terror's Vault of Horror - Put off by unreliability in the rail industry Dr Terror relocates his arcane activities to a low rent basement in London



followed by



Dr Terror's House That Dripped Blood - rising property prices in London drives Dr Terror out to a rural location

[batman]

The Clouded Yellow Submarine. A man and his girlfriend take refuge in a nautical vessel inhabited by spaced out hippies.



Bats.

[ProfMarcus]

name='batman']The Clouded Yellow Submarine. A man and his girlfriend take refuge in a nautical vessel inhabited by spaced out hippies.



Bats.

Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead Of Night: a production of Hamlet staged by demented ventriloquists.

[DB7]

Dead of Night to Remember

An architect visits a remote farmhouse and attempts to warn those present of the horrors instore if they.... rent James Cameron's Titanic from Blockbusters.

[Nita St. James]

The Cat People Under The Stairs, get the litter box!

[Windthrop]

Dr Terror's Beautiful Laundrette Dr Terror takes up the lease on Laundrette and offers predictions to those waiting........

[Nita St. James]

Straw Dog Soldiers werewolves terrorize a rural couple.

[ProfMarcus]

Confessions Of A Driving Miss Daisy: Robin Asquith as the chauffeur and by Gum Jessica Tandy has a smile on her face!

[penfold]

A Hard Day's Night Mail.....Four long-haired Liverpudlians working on the postal train get into jolly japes; words and music by Auden and McCartney.

[DB7]

The Cockleshell Heroes of Telemark

Crack Marine unit suffers a loss of direction.

[PaulPlowman]

name='ProfMarcus']Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead Of Night: a production of Hamlet staged by demented ventriloquists.

I would pay to see that!

[penfold]

The Wicker Man For All Seasons.....Sir Thomas More is burned alive as Henry, the ruler of Britishisle, sacrifices him to empower his own sect; the mysterious Church of England....

[Nita St. James]

The Wicker Man With Two Brains...a Police Sargent is lured to a Scottish island by a mad doctor in need of a new brain.....but when he arrives, the local people discover he is a virgin, and they have other plans for him..........hilarity ensues...



The Brain That Wouldn't Die Die My Darling..a mad scientist keeps Tallulah Bankhead's head alive in order to scare people away from his laboratory....



Don't Go In The House on Haunted Hill...well really, who would want to anyway...





Fright Night Of the Lupus..an aging horror film star, turned late night movie host, joins forces with a teenager to battle Vampiric Bunnies....



Army of Darkness Falls...A man is accidentally transported back in time where he encounters an Army of Dead Tooth Faries...



The Omega Man of LaMancha - Chucky Heston chews up the scenery as the last man on earth to sing a ditty or two. Lucky no one else is there to hear him.

[batman]

name='penfold']The Wicker Man For All Seasons.....Sir Thomas More is burned alive as Henry, the ruler of Britishisle, sacrifices him to empower his own sect; the mysterious Church of England....

Bats.

[hankoler]

The COLOUR PURPLE,ORANGE PINK AND BLUE I can see a rainbow. Whoopy golbergs view

after taking ecstacy. !!