Films you dislike and try to avoid

[Fruitbat]

name='Lord Lucan']Her indoors is, as I write, watching Mission Impossible!



I'm a tortured man I tell you, no one should not have to put up with this. I have all these classic films and she wants to watch Tom Cruise!



Now do you believe me?

See now when you said Arnie I was not going to agree with you I like Arnie, but then I also love the Lavender Hill Mob.



But when you mentioned she likes Tom Cruise...I am so sorry you poor man no one should be forced to watch Tom Cruise .



As for Segal and Chuck Norris....have to admit I like them...but if I had to choose between them and Alastair Sim they would loose hands down. But there is nothing wrong with some mindless action movies now and again, but even I draw the line at Tom Cruise.

[Lord Brett]

name='scholes']Anything with Steven Segal in it.

I used to have to watch Steven Segal movies for professional reasons, and now I find I have to watch at least a few minutes when his newer stuff turns up on Channel 5 or wherever.



Segal looks like a fat bloke who's had a Steven Segal mask stamped onto his face, and I feel like a rubbernecker at a car crash.