Madonna, the scholar of history....

[Rowdon]

You want someone to go and see it?

Oh, would you, Captain? Thanks. Only I'd go myself , but I've got this thing I've got to do and then some stuff after that... otherwise, you know, I'd definitely take the bullet for the rest of the forum. We'll have a nice strong drink waiting for you when you come out.

[CaptainWaggett]

Oh, would you, Captain? Thanks. Only I'd go myself , but I've got this thing I've got to do and then some stuff after that... otherwise, you know, I'd definitely take the bullet for the rest of the forum. We'll have a nice strong drink waiting for you when you come out.

And yet again, a post shows the desperate need this forum has for an 'unlike' button

[Windyridge]

I've seen it.It was bad, yes, but not as bad as you would think. It looks good and the performances, generally, are excellent. Andrea Risborough is a great actress who was obviously young enough and inexperienced enough to be dazzled by the huge force that is Madonna. She will, of course, look back on this film as the only turkey of her career, whereas one or two of the other actors may consider this the absolute height of theirs.