Hint at, but don't show, lots of swearing, laughing, sex and violence,
Incorparate some unmistakeably British dialect, suspicious looking sideways glances (a la Jack Nicholson), huge amounts of cash and large enginned, slow moving cars (preferably black with tinted windows).
Get a girl to do the voiceover and have her sound very excited.
For video effects between clips, don't use fades or wipes. Just slam them together and make it as fast paced as possible. If you need to watch it twice to see everything you're on the right track.
Oh, and marry Madonna.
That's my take on it at least.