Heather 'kerching' Mills

[francesgumm]

Loved this joke which did the rounds a few years ago

What's got three legs & lives on a farm?

Paul McCartney & his wife.

Well, i liked it

[samkydd]

Originally Posted by Dave Rattigan Was that a joke?

It was not intended as a joke, just my poor choice of cliche!

[suzepulcheria]

Originally Posted by samkydd Some have said that she deliberated planned the whole thing from Day 1; the meeting, the courtship, the marriage, the child. This seems a little cold and calculating, but many women have done similar things through the ages. What I'd like to know is if I became Mr Mills and after four years decided to divorce her, how much of that 25 million would I be entitled to? The divorce settlement laws seem a trifle unfair on the man, and very sexist. Paul earned the bulk of his money decades before she came along, so why is she entitled to so much? If things were fairer she wouldn't have a leg to stand on. He should've gone after Jane Asher again, still a babe after all these years!

I think Jane Asher has MOVED ON, as they say. I would prefer Gerald Scarfe too. She is not only a babe but intelligent too. Draw what inferences you will...

[Chevyman]

Macca got himself a formidable legal representative in Fiona Shackleton..........sorted

[Amethyst_Isle]

What I found strange is the judge said she could not prove that Paul was worth £800 Million

"The judge found the total value of Sir Paul's assets was about £400m. Ms Mills had sought £125m and been offered £15.8m."


I would have thought due to public records etc this would be easy ? it was said that Paul hid this info away....how do you hide that amount away from the taxman (cue The Beatles tune )

[DB7]

Originally Posted by Amethyst_Isle What I found strange is the judge said she could not prove that Paul was worth £800 Million,I would have thought due to public records etc this would be easy ? it was said that Paul hid this info away....how do you hide that amount away from the taxman (cue The Beatles tune )

I nearly fell about laughing that she was apparently claiming to have rekindled his career. His 'career' is really the Beatles years, and interest in that will never wane.

I can understand her wanting to supress the judge's ruling as it's pretty scathing.

[scholes]

Agree with Penfold
They deserved eachother ...........otherwise it was the most expensive s**g of all time.

[faginsgirl]

Heather used to live near me but in a really run down area. She probably cant believe her luck now with her 24 million!

Fagins girl xx

[Amethyst_Isle]

It takes two to make a marriage and two to break it up as well,so you have to think it was not only down to Heather Mills that the marriage broke up,so maybe there is a lot more we do not know and not everything was given to the public ? So much happenings behind the scenes we will probably never get to find out the truth.

I know that if I was married to him I would need more than £24 MILLION!! and I would need to seek medical help as I am MALE!!

[batman]

For £24m I'd probably think he was quite cute too!

[faginsgirl]

Originally Posted by Amethyst_Isle It takes two to make a marriage and two to break it up as well,so you have to think it was not only down to Heather Mills that the marriage broke up,so maybe there is a lot more we do not know and not everything was given to the public ? So much happenings behind the scenes we will probably never get to find out the truth. I know that if I was married to him I would need more than £24 MILLION!! and I would need to seek medical help as I am MALE!!

Yes, I do agree that at the end of the day it was Macca`s choice to marry Heather, he wanted the marriage like she did,even though he admited his family didnt want them to be together, so I hope all the scandle calms down for the sake of the McCartney family.

[nutsonthe70s]

Hi everyone, my first post to the group.

People are saying that Heather only married Paul for his money...........I genuinely feel she found him attractive and fancied getting her leg over !!

Come on Heather, pull your sock up and get a grip of yourself. !!

It would be a different story if the boot was on the other foot !!

etc etc etc.............

[s20076037]

She'll get £600,000 interest alone, without touching a penny. The bitch!

I'd marry Paul McCartney for that kind of money! Well if you're going to be a whore, you've got to do it in style.

I'm sure she'll get pissed tonight and get legless. Oh yes, the jokes never stop.

[Amethyst_Isle]

I see a lot of anti Heather Mills members on here then.

[Mark O]

I'd Marry anyone for £600,000........let alone 24 million!