Heather 'kerching' Mills - Page 3 - Britmovie

batman · 18-03-2008, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark O

I'd Marry anyone for £600,000........let alone 24 million!

What are you doing next Saturday!

s20076037 · 18-03-2008, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by batman

What are you doing next Saturday!

What about me!?! I'm younger and much better lookin'!

Dame Starry · 18-03-2008, 10:08 PM

I'm set to win the EuroMillions on Friday - please form an orderly queue.........

Four years with McCartney was certainly more lucrative for Ms Mills than the work she did for the Sultan of Brunei - mostly on her back for £1k a time.

DS x.

marker · 18-03-2008, 10:15 PM

it was certainly high priced sex

perhaps I can find a female to pay me 24 million

batman · 18-03-2008, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dame Starry

Four years with McCartney was certainly more lucrative for Ms Mills than the work she did for the Sultan of Brunei - mostly on her back for £1k a time.

DS x.

From what I've heard about the Sultan of Brunei, she spent very little time on her back!

batman · 18-03-2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by s20076037

What about me!?! I'm younger and much better lookin'!

We've both got beards ... we'd be like velcro!

Dame Starry · 18-03-2008, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by batman

From what I've heard about the Sultan of Brunei, she spent very little time on her back!

I think it was mostly his rich Arab friends - cash in hand up front I think!

DS x.

Amethyst_Isle · 18-03-2008, 10:27 PM

"Mills and McCartney separated in 2006. In March 2008, in settlement of their pending divorce, Mills was awarded £24.3 million ($48.7 million), plus payments of £35,000 ($70,000) per annum, and nanny and school costs for their daughter, Beatrice.[33] In his judgement, Mr Justice Bennett described Mills testimony as "inconsistent, inaccurate, underhand" and "less than candid".

"At the final hearing, Mills poured a jug of water over the head of McCartney's solicitor, Fiona Shackleton".

David Brent · 19-03-2008, 05:53 AM

Heather was no more than an out and out gold digger.
She (being a nobody) also enjoyed being in the company of someone famous to enhance her own publicity.
I am really surprised that McCartney was taken in by her. Even members of his own family warned him against having anything to do with her.

All Heather wanted was to get her leg over and grab the cash.

Dave.

samkydd · 19-03-2008, 07:46 AM

I nearly married a very wealthy girl many years ago. The sort of family who own a holiday cottage in Cornwall which is bigger than the average street! It was a frightening experience coming from a working class scruffbag background, and I was under duress everytime I set foot in the parents' homes!

The young lady wanted to get married in St Paul's but being a complete ignoramous I said "What do you want to go all the way to Bristol for?"

Such relationships rarely survive and for the most part I was on tenterhooks waiting to be caught out in the act of faux pas; dipping my bread roll in the soup, wondering which part of the asparagus to eat, using the plant pots as ashtrays and driving a very old car which wasn't a Bentley!

Needless to say I "did a runner" and so she probably ended up with some Tarquin or Peers whose father got him a good position in The City suited to the idle rich with no brains but plenty of contacts from Eton, and they possibly had three children born with no chins and given trendy names like Kit, Jack and Hal (he's the one with the bad breath) and Daddy would have bought them a three storey town house in Dulwich or Tulse Hill with enough room on the front to make a shingle drive for the obligatory Chelsea Tractor !

But one thing about "old money" is that they like to hang on to it and consequently they're tighter than a roll of cling-film, so I'd have been no better off financially!

alan gowdy · 19-03-2008, 08:08 AM

It's amazing the bile that this poor woman seems to attract...... let me add to it.

I have friends who worked with her on the Esther Rantzen programme. They found her quite unpleasant and devious. On one occasion she went off to the restaurant during a shooting break and while she was there the crew had to move her handbag which was in the way of something. On her return she launched into a furious tirade against them for "tampering with her property".

The clincher for me was when, some time before the wedding, she claimed not to know anything about the Beatles.
Yeah.
Right.

My reaction to that was that it would end in tears. Sadly true.

Edward G · 19-03-2008, 10:40 AM

Great stuff, Samkydd.
After reading your moving story I can't help wondering what actually did happen to your upper class Totty....

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Originally Posted by samkydd

I nearly married a very wealthy girl many years ago. The sort of family who own a holiday cottage in Cornwall which is bigger than the average street! It was a frightening experience coming from a working class scruffbag background, and I was under duress everytime I set foot in the parents' homes!

The young lady wanted to get married in St Paul's but being a complete ignoramous I said "What do you want to go all the way to Bristol for?"

Such relationships rarely survive and for the most part I was on tenterhooks waiting to be caught out in the act of faux pas; dipping my bread roll in the soup, wondering which part of the asparagus to eat, using the plant pots as ashtrays and driving a very old car which wasn't a Bentley!

Needless to say I "did a runner" and so she probably ended up with some Tarquin or Peers whose father got him a good position in The City suited to the idle rich with no brains but plenty of contacts from Eton, and they possibly had three children born with no chins and given trendy names like Kit, Jack and Hal (he's the one with the bad breath) and Daddy would have bought them a three storey town house in Dulwich or Tulse Hill with enough room on the front to make a shingle drive for the obligatory Chelsea Tractor !

But one thing about "old money" is that they like to hang on to it and consequently they're tighter than a roll of cling-film, so I'd have been no better off financially!

orpheum · 19-03-2008, 11:03 AM

She wanted 490000 to pay off a mortgage on her property only she could not show that she had a mortgage.
Remember that out of her lump sum she still has to pay her ex lawyers 2 million.Be funny if they applied to make her bankrupt as they were threatening to do.

Marky B · 19-03-2008, 11:25 AM

£24M will keep her supplies of sandpaper going for a very long time.

Ta Ta
Marky B

samkydd · 19-03-2008, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Edward G

Great stuff, Samkydd.
After reading your moving story I can't help wondering what actually did happen to your upper class Totty....

She always had a penchant for colour co-ordinating her handbags with her toe nail varnish, so no doubt she's now the editor of some upmarket fashion glossy magazine!

18-03-2008, 10:15 PM	#34
marker Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Suffolk Posts: 253 Country: iTrader: (2)	it was certainly high priced sex perhaps I can find a female to pay me 24 million __________________ Cheers Marker Last edited by marker; 18-03-2008 at 10:17 PM.

19-03-2008, 07:46 AM	#40
samkydd Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Stackton Tressle Posts: 2,309 Country: iTrader: (0)	I nearly married a very wealthy girl many years ago. The sort of family who own a holiday cottage in Cornwall which is bigger than the average street! It was a frightening experience coming from a working class scruffbag background, and I was under duress everytime I set foot in the parents' homes! The young lady wanted to get married in St Paul's but being a complete ignoramous I said "What do you want to go all the way to Bristol for?" Such relationships rarely survive and for the most part I was on tenterhooks waiting to be caught out in the act of faux pas; dipping my bread roll in the soup, wondering which part of the asparagus to eat, using the plant pots as ashtrays and driving a very old car which wasn't a Bentley! Needless to say I "did a runner" and so she probably ended up with some Tarquin or Peers whose father got him a good position in The City suited to the idle rich with no brains but plenty of contacts from Eton, and they possibly had three children born with no chins and given trendy names like Kit, Jack and Hal (he's the one with the bad breath) and Daddy would have bought them a three storey town house in Dulwich or Tulse Hill with enough room on the front to make a shingle drive for the obligatory Chelsea Tractor ! But one thing about "old money" is that they like to hang on to it and consequently they're tighter than a roll of cling-film, so I'd have been no better off financially! __________________ "...the chairman of Littlewoods stores made a Keynote speech!" Last edited by samkydd; 19-03-2008 at 07:56 AM.

19-03-2008, 11:03 AM	#43
orpheum Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: London Posts: 1,152 Country: iTrader: (4)	She wanted 490000 to pay off a mortgage on her property only she could not show that she had a mortgage. Remember that out of her lump sum she still has to pay her ex lawyers 2 million.Be funny if they applied to make her bankrupt as they were threatening to do. __________________ Welcome To Highbury The Home Of Football

19-03-2008, 11:25 AM	#44
Marky B Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Billingham,Cleveland Posts: 3,329 My Mood: Country: iTrader: (0)	£24M will keep her supplies of sandpaper going for a very long time. Ta Ta Marky B __________________ I once shot an elephant in my pyjamas - how he got in my pyjamas,I'll never know

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18-03-2008, 10:08 PM	#33
Dame Starry Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Here Posts: 2,757 Country: iTrader: (0)	I'm set to win the EuroMillions on Friday - please form an orderly queue......... Four years with McCartney was certainly more lucrative for Ms Mills than the work she did for the Sultan of Brunei - mostly on her back for £1k a time. DS x.

18-03-2008, 10:27 PM	#38
Amethyst_Isle Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: London Posts: 368 My Mood: Country: iTrader: (1)	"Mills and McCartney separated in 2006. In March 2008, in settlement of their pending divorce, Mills was awarded £24.3 million ($48.7 million), plus payments of £35,000 ($70,000) per annum, and nanny and school costs for their daughter, Beatrice.[33] In his judgement, Mr Justice Bennett described Mills testimony as "inconsistent, inaccurate, underhand" and "less than candid". "At the final hearing, Mills poured a jug of water over the head of McCartney's solicitor, Fiona Shackleton".

19-03-2008, 05:53 AM	#39
David Brent Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Queensland, Australia. Posts: 2,100 Country: iTrader: (3)	Heather was no more than an out and out gold digger. She (being a nobody) also enjoyed being in the company of someone famous to enhance her own publicity. I am really surprised that McCartney was taken in by her. Even members of his own family warned him against having anything to do with her. All Heather wanted was to get her leg over and grab the cash. Dave.

19-03-2008, 08:08 AM	#41
alan gowdy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Sussex Posts: 293 Country: iTrader: (0)	It's amazing the bile that this poor woman seems to attract...... let me add to it. I have friends who worked with her on the Esther Rantzen programme. They found her quite unpleasant and devious. On one occasion she went off to the restaurant during a shooting break and while she was there the crew had to move her handbag which was in the way of something. On her return she launched into a furious tirade against them for "tampering with her property". The clincher for me was when, some time before the wedding, she claimed not to know anything about the Beatles. Yeah. Right. My reaction to that was that it would end in tears. Sadly true.