Heather 'kerching' Mills - Page 4 - Britmovie

suzepulcheria · 19-03-2008, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Amethyst_Isle

It takes two to make a marriage and two to break it up as well,so you have to think it was not only down to Heather Mills that the marriage broke up,so maybe there is a lot more we do not know and not everything was given to the public ? So much happenings behind the scenes we will probably never get to find out the truth.

I know that if I was married to him I would need more than £24 MILLION!! and I would need to seek medical help as I am MALE!!

Well (to quote the man).... "Nobody's Perfect!"

Miss Guided · 19-03-2008, 10:48 PM

How very dare you. Mr Keegan is currently starring in his own series of Ashes to Ashes.. the tale of a folk hero who went back in time - only to come back again.. but this time it was different.

Miss Guided · 19-03-2008, 10:49 PM

Oh - I forgot. Miss Lady Mucky Puppy Mills is a very very very naughty woman.

nandywell · 20-03-2008, 02:02 AM

I took Heather for a drink at the weekend, she's a really classy chick. Anyway, to cut a long story very short, at the end of the evening she took me back to her place, slipped into something more comfortable and being that I'm a gentleman, I'll leave the rest to your imagination; lets just say.. I got wood.

Harleybloke · 20-03-2008, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by nandywell

I took Heather for a drink at the weekend, she's a really classy chick. Anyway, to cut a long story very short, at the end of the evening she took me back to her place, slipped into something more comfortable and being that I'm a gentleman, I'll leave the rest to your imagination; lets just say.. I got wood.

Oooh the splinters............................

Dame Starry · 20-03-2008, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Harleybloke

Oooh the splinters............................

I hope he had some sandpaper on him.......

DS x.

Harleybloke · 20-03-2008, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dame Starry

I hope he had some sandpaper on him.......

DS x.

And tweezers................................

nandywell · 20-03-2008, 11:33 AM

Not to sound too crude, but she had a lovely stump.

Dame Starry · 20-03-2008, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by nandywell

Not to sound too crude, but she had a lovely stump.

Are you a connoisseur then?

DS x.

orpheum · 20-03-2008, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by nandywell

Not to sound too crude, but she had a lovely stump.

Did she pour water over you?

s20076037 · 20-03-2008, 12:29 PM

She just couldn't wait to spend that money, could she?

batman · 20-03-2008, 12:32 PM

And it was obvious she would soon slip back into her old habits ....

nandywell · 20-03-2008, 01:07 PM

Another night on the piss and by all reports, she started drinking early and was legless by about 2pm.

WickedLadyKiller · 20-03-2008, 02:36 PM

And here's one from the Blue Book...

I remember seeing an interview with Macca when he and Heather Mills were courting, and there was talk that he was about to propose.

A journalist asked him whether he'd consider going down on one knee again.

His response? "I'd rather that you called her Heather"

B-dum, tish! Aythangyoo!

nandywell · 20-03-2008, 02:55 PM

That's a bloody classic.

19-03-2008, 10:48 PM	#47
Miss Guided has no status. Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: jesmond Posts: 64 Country: iTrader: (0)	How very dare you. Mr Keegan is currently starring in his own series of Ashes to Ashes.. the tale of a folk hero who went back in time - only to come back again.. but this time it was different. __________________ Miss Guided Friend to the stars of stage, screen and gutter.

19-03-2008, 10:49 PM	#48
Miss Guided has no status. Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: jesmond Posts: 64 Country: iTrader: (0)	Oh - I forgot. Miss Lady Mucky Puppy Mills is a very very very naughty woman. __________________ Miss Guided Friend to the stars of stage, screen and gutter.

20-03-2008, 12:32 PM	#57
batman is not Oliver Cromwell Chief Member OBME Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Norwich Posts: 15,213 My Mood: Country: iTrader: (10)	And it was obvious she would soon slip back into her old habits .... __________________ I'm a water horse! BAT-QUIZ 6 HAS JUST BEEN POSTED IN THE COMPETITION THREAD - SATURDAY 5TH JULY 2008

20-03-2008, 02:36 PM	#59
WickedLadyKiller has no status. Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: London Posts: 22 Country: iTrader: (0)	And here's one from the Blue Book... I remember seeing an interview with Macca when he and Heather Mills were courting, and there was talk that he was about to propose. A journalist asked him whether he'd consider going down on one knee again. His response? "I'd rather that you called her Heather" B-dum, tish! Aythangyoo! __________________ "Made from peanuts, I suppose"

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20-03-2008, 02:02 AM	#49
nandywell has no status. Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Manchester Posts: 156 Country: iTrader: (2)	I took Heather for a drink at the weekend, she's a really classy chick. Anyway, to cut a long story very short, at the end of the evening she took me back to her place, slipped into something more comfortable and being that I'm a gentleman, I'll leave the rest to your imagination; lets just say.. I got wood.

20-03-2008, 11:33 AM	#53
nandywell has no status. Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Manchester Posts: 156 Country: iTrader: (2)	Not to sound too crude, but she had a lovely stump.

20-03-2008, 12:29 PM	#56
s20076037 has no status. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Midlands Posts: 73 Country: iTrader: (1)	She just couldn't wait to spend that money, could she?

20-03-2008, 01:07 PM	#58
nandywell has no status. Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Manchester Posts: 156 Country: iTrader: (2)	Another night on the piss and by all reports, she started drinking early and was legless by about 2pm.

20-03-2008, 02:55 PM	#60
nandywell has no status. Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Manchester Posts: 156 Country: iTrader: (2)	That's a bloody classic.