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Old 20-03-2008, 05:04 PM
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"During the summing up the judge suggested that Ms Mills was clearly unbalanced. Sir Paul suggested a beer mat under the left leg should sort it out"
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And here's one from the Blue Book...

I remember seeing an interview with Macca when he and Heather Mills were courting, and there was talk that he was about to propose.

A journalist asked him whether he'd consider going down on one knee again.

His response? "I'd rather that you called her Heather"

B-dum, tish! Aythangyoo!

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"During the summing up the judge suggested that Ms Mills was clearly unbalanced. Sir Paul suggested a beer mat under the left leg should sort it out"
to both of those

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Usually if someone has a disability, particularly a life-changing one like an amputation through a tragic accident, most people are very sympathetic. Unfortunately this lady doesn't attract much sympathy at all, and despite her many critics, when you think about it if anyone had to go through such an ordeal, especially an attractive young lady, it would take some strength of character to come through it unscathed and try and carry on as normal. If the shoe was on the other foot I don't know if I'd have been able to cope!
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Old 21-03-2008, 06:14 AM
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Although Heather Mills asked that the court settlement not be made public the latest word is that, behind the scenes, she has already been touting her story to the media. She is apparently testing the water to see if any media groups are interested. She is hoping to sell "her story" to the highest bidder.

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Old 24-03-2008, 04:11 PM
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I read somewhere that she had to sign something (within her marriage to Paul ) in a drawn up contract by Paul and his solicitors to say she was not allowed to publish any books or sell stories of her relationship/married life with him,I am however not sure if this was true though.

I have never been a fan of Paul McCartney or his music really.
You don't have to like him or his music to feel sorry for the way he's been taken in by this gold-digging horror. I think she clearly needs some therapy to sort out her shall we say, less than normal attitude towards life.
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Old 24-03-2008, 04:24 PM
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Although Heather Mills asked that the court settlement not be made public the latest word is that, behind the scenes, she has already been touting her story to the media. She is apparently testing the water to see if any media groups are interested. She is hoping to sell "her story" to the highest bidder.

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She's apparently taking the case back to court in an attempt to remove the gagging order.
Not only would I leave the gag on her, I'd throw her down the hole she's digging for herself and fill it in, after which I would pour several tons of wet cement on top and then build a shopping centre over it.

I'm not terribly keen on Ms Mills.........

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Old 24-03-2008, 04:25 PM
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I think Jane Asher has MOVED ON, as they say. I would prefer Gerald Scarfe too. She is not only a babe but intelligent too. Draw what inferences you will...
her daughter Kate is a fantastic actress and a nice person..I've worked with her
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She's apparently taking the case back to court in an attempt to remove the gagging order.
Not only would I leave the gag on her, I'd throw her down the hole she's digging for herself and fill it in, after which I would pour several tons of wet cement on top and then build a shopping centre over it.

I'm not terribly keen on Ms Mills.........

DS x.
I would imagine when reaching the settlement sum the judge factored in how much a 'gagging order' would deprive her of. If lifted, the judge should adjust the settlement to account for how many millions she'll earn.

I wouldn't worry if I was McCartney, her credibility is at zero and she has an uncanny knack of shooting herself in the foot. (no pun intended)
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"Hasn't got a leg to stand on"
"was legless"
"Shoot herself in the foot"
As a source of so many wonderful puns and jokes you'd think everybody would love her, especially newspaper editors

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Heather may have been given a gagging order but the rumour is her sister will spill all the beans on her behalf!

Lets hope her sister is not as awful as she is but who knows?
We`re changin` lodggggggggings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not only would I leave the gag on her, I'd throw her down the hole she's digging for herself and fill it in, after which I would pour several tons of wet cement on top and then build a shopping centre over it.

I'm not terribly keen on Ms Mills.........

We would never have guessed Dame.

P.S Do you fancy sharing cement pouring duties.
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her daughter Kate is a fantastic actress and a nice person..I've worked with her
So what name does she use?
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So what name does she use?
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Thanks, Bats, I didn't realise any of Jane Asher's children had followed her into the profession.
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Not only would I leave the gag on her, I'd throw her down the hole she's digging for herself and fill it in, after which I would pour several tons of wet cement on top and then build a shopping centre over it.

I'm not terribly keen on Ms Mills.........

We would never have guessed Dame.

P.S Do you fancy sharing cement pouring duties.
You're more than welcome, Brigger - although I have a funny feeling there's going to be one helluva queue............

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