Heather 'kerching' Mills - Page 6 - Britmovie

batman · 24-03-2008, 09:56 PM

Sorry ..... been there, done that!

Dame Starry · 24-03-2008, 10:01 PM

Oh, Bats, if only that were true, you'd be a very wealthy man now - courtesy of Paul McCartney!

DS x.

Joenoir · 24-03-2008, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dame Starry

Not only would I leave the gag on her, I'd throw her down the hole she's digging for herself and fill it in, after which I would pour several tons of wet cement on top and then build a shopping centre over it.

DS x.

Civilised debate is what has made this country great! However, I doubt you would have got away with saying the same things about another fiesty lady!

Brigger · 24-03-2008, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dame Starry

You're more than welcome, Brigger - although I have a funny feeling there's going to be one helluva queue............

DS x.

The more the merrier, plus we`ll get the job done a lot quicker

rskershaw · 24-03-2008, 10:46 PM

Let her dissapear into obscurity.

batman · 24-03-2008, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by rskershaw

Let her dissapear into obscurity.

Nooooo .... that means she'll be on I'm a Gold Digger, Get Me Out of Here this summer!

DB7 · 24-03-2008, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by batman

Nooooo .... that means she'll be on I'm a Gold Digger, Get Me Out of Here this summer!

I'd watch that. Quick, send a pitch to Sky and Five.

homeguard · 25-03-2008, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by David Brent

All Heather wanted was to get her leg over and grab the cash.

Dave.

Is that how she lost it? I thought it was trapped in a revolving door.
She does walk well though. You've got to give her that.

Explanation: Old git looking to move in with monoped gold-digger with no taste in men)

Regards,
LB

Chevyman · 25-03-2008, 11:51 AM

"I lay there on the riverbank,
My hands were all a'quiver,
I slowly undid her suspender belt,
And her leg fell in the river"

Edward G · 25-03-2008, 11:56 AM

Folks,
I agree Heather Mills does not cut the most sympathetic figure in many ways but does this tirade of vitriol we are all happily sending her way not reveal a very nasty side of ourselves?
Also, have any of us considered what other people with a physical disability might feel with all the tasteless jokes about her amputated leg ? Some of the members of this forum probably have a phyical disability - maybe we should think about this for a moment....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chevyman

"I lay there on the riverbank,
My hands were all a'quiver,
I slowly undid her suspender belt,
And her leg fell in the river"

Moor Larkin · 25-03-2008, 12:14 PM

After 'Mull of Kintyre', I reckon McCartney always had it coming.

jamesharris · 25-03-2008, 01:17 PM

Its interesting that most of us have never met either party in this saga ( or any of the talent-free children) but McCartney has more money and better access to the media than his wife.

or maybe it isn't...

batman · 25-03-2008, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jamesharris

Its interesting that most of us have never met either party in this saga ( or any of the talent-free children) but McCartney has more money and better access to the media than his wife.

or maybe it isn't...

I met her. This is what I wrote in an earlier post.

"I met Heather Mills about 15 yrs ago when she was campaigning or something at the place where I was working. When the press and TV people were about she was all sweetness and light .... as soon as they had gone she began behaving like a real diva making demands about his and that and really being unpleasant to all. I didn't like her!"

Dame Starry · 25-03-2008, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by batman

Nooooo .... that means she'll be on I'm a Gold Digger, Get Me Out of Here this summer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by DB7

I'd watch that. Quick, send a pitch to Sky and Five.

Any ideas for a venue, Bats? I thought of the Sultan of Brunei's Palace.

DS x.

batman · 25-03-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dame Starry

Any ideas for a venue, Bats? I thought of the Sultan of Brunei's Palace.

DS x.

Too obvious .... how about John Leslie's place?

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