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Old 24-03-2008, 07:52 PM
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I had a very bizarre and somewhat erotic dream last night. In the dream, I was on a lonely beach with the lovely Kate Bush flying a red kite. Now, I'm not the sort of chap to blow my own trumpet, but I have to admit, I appeared to be something of an expert at it, and Kate thought so too. The scene then cross-faded into a passionate bout of noisy love making, which was great. I then woke to find A) I was no longer on a beach and B) without Kate. I've been thinking about the dream all day and I have to confess, I'm a little heart broken that it was only a dream.

My question is, has anyone else, at some stage in their lives, had a 'crush' on Kate Bush?

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Old 24-03-2008, 08:37 PM
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LOL !! Didn't all young fellows of a certain age...?

I recall we had a science mistress who looked very much like La Bush, a tiny lady, and it was considered sport by the lads on the front experiment benches to ask her as many questions as possible, so that she had to stretch up over the front board of those rather old fashioned benches, and they could indulge in their favourite hobby of cleavage-watching...

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Need I say more!
"Boom boom a baby .... Banham Zoo .... Banana pants! Hahahaha"
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That won't do my sleep pattern any good tonight Bats !!!



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I believe she now lives in a quaint country cottage over looking the Devonshire coast. Being that I'm a young slip of a lad, maybe she'll see something in my fresh faced appearance and take advantage of me, although I'm not too hopeful.
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Bush by name, bush by nature ey Bats?
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This is a fairly recent pic of Kate ... she still looks great!

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Madder than a box of frogs.
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Madder than a box of frogs.
But very cute!

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According to the Daily Mail, this is her main home:



I think me, Bats and Smudge should pay her an unexpected visit. I'm not suggesting it should be like a scene from Clockwork O, but face masks might be preferable.
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. I'm not suggesting it should be like a scene from Clockwork O, but face masks might be preferable.
Will this do?

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Think i'll turn up as Nixon.
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WOW indeed
Have had a thing about Miss Bush since i was 14
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I had a very bizarre and somewhat erotic dream last night. In the dream, I was on a lonely beach with the lovely Kate Bush flying a red kite. Now, I'm not the sort of chap to blow my own trumpet, but I have to admit, I appeared to be something of an expert at it, and Kate thought so too. The scene then cross-faded into a passionate bout of noisy love making, which was great. I then woke to find A) I was no longer on a beach and B) without Kate. I've been thinking about the dream all day and I have to confess, I'm a little heart broken that it was only a dream.

My question is, has anyone else, at some stage in their lives, had a 'crush' on Kate Bush?
Kate's Bush, blowing your trumpet, lonely beach..........?

Sounds like a wet dream to me.

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