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Old 08-06-2008, 11:01 AM
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Ah the old Reverend.

My favourite of him is when was attending a dinner to celebrate the birthday of Queen Victoria. He stood up, raised his glass and proclaimed, "Let us toast the queer old dean"

Another time was during church repairs and telling the congregation "The service next sunday will be hauled in the hell below"

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Yes, but beneath the endearing malapropisms, he was apparantly a very cruel man who made slaves of thousands.
All men leak.
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Yes, but beneath the endearing malapropisms, he was apparantly a very cruel man who made slaves of thousands.
Oh I did not know that. Many thanks for the revelation
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Oh I did not know that. Many thanks for the revelation
Hold the phone!!!

No. No, I was confusing him with Stalin...

As you were. Nice vicar. Sorry.

What a billy sastard...
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Hold the phone!!!

No. No, I was confusing him with Stalin...

As you were. Nice vicar. Sorry.

What a billy sastard...
Oh you silly boy. Go and bick yourself in the kollocks.
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Oh you silly boy. Go and bick yourself in the kollocks.
If I had someone to hold the ladder for me - I would!
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wafty crank is one i hear from time to time ,does anyone know what it means ?
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When I was making an Album with Clinton Ford, in the middle of the song 'Green Green Grass of home' he sand "Arm in arm we'll walk at Bray Dake"
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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wafty crank is one i hear from time to time ,does anyone know what it means ?
Come on davidb pull the other one!!!
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Come on davidb pull the other one!!!
all i can come up with is cafty wrank ! it just doesnt make any sense to me ,can anyone else work it out ?
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Come on davidb pull the other one!!!

He has more than ONE!!. Good God he should be in the medical record books
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He has more than ONE!!. Good God he should be in the medical record books
He is under 'So I've got two, what the hell do I do with them'. Perhaps he should go to Church and bash his Bishop.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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He is under 'So I've got two, what the hell do I do with them'. Perhaps he should go to Church and bash his Bishop.
I can't think of anything to top that.....
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cunning stunts is another !
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