jaycad

i'd like to be the bloke who decides what to release on dvd from the bbc archives (commissioning officer or something) as the present one is non existant or lazy......maybe he was in the process of releasing some classics (such as the woman in white from 1982) but suddenly died and no one has realised!! in this position i would also wipe all soap operas,fly on wall documentaries,celebrity dance shows from the archives.

'QUIS EST ISTE QUI UENIT'

ShirlGirl

I like your style, Jaycad. Tops!

samkydd

When I was 12 my part-time jobs were washing up in a hotel restaurant and cutting the lawns of a caravan/camping site on a sit down motor mower. I think I'd quite like to go back to doing that, it was quite enjoyable.

"...the chairman of Littlewoods stores made a Keynote speech!"

jamesharris

publicist for various sci fi and horror projects, actors that I know and trust, and charity causes I like.I'd also like to look a bit like Tim Dalton

no wait that's what I do...

I'd like to be Ian Dickerson..or a f1 driving pornstar who plays lead guitar in a rock band

Marky B

I would like to work in the countryside,being a ranger for the North York Moors,but you need to be university qualified for that.
Go walking and write about the routes,but there is no guaranteed income there.
Build drystone walls,but there isn't a demand for them around where I live,and the people who will need them know how to do it anyway.
Be a DJ on BBC Radio 2,however rather than live and work in London,I will broadcast from my house. Alas Steve Wright has got the shift I would like.
Being a fund raiser for a charity........now there's a thought!

Sadly,back to work tonight.......

Ta Ta
Marky B

I am special. The heavens always open for me.

hankoler

My ideal job would be to grow a beard point over the desk and say "your fired!"

Marky B

I have toyed with the idea of being a professional quiz compiler,but I honestly wouldn't know how to start!
Ta Ta
Marky B

I am special. The heavens always open for me.

BristolUK

Victor Skakapopulis: I've got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress.
Michael James: Nice job.
Victor Skakapopulis: Twenty francs a week.
Michael James: Not very much.
Victor Skakapopulis: It's all I can afford.

RAREFILMFINDER

First of all money isnt everything.
I would like to run competitions on tv with titles like "you pay I play" and take a small percentage from profits and back handers from the stars of tv who want to win awards.
Or be the Mayor of London and overspend on every single project and pay friends great amounts of money to do as little as possible and when it all comes unstuck relie on a new mayor to cover everything up for me.Great
To be very highly paid to inspect lap dancers are good enough.
And to run the Princess Diana trust as the money only seems to have gone on a septic pond in the park.
I would like to point out that in no way do I think the premium phone lines were a rip off or that Ken Livingstone was a thief of public funds and the worst thing to happen to London or that the Princess Diana trust needs to be taken over by new trustees who will one day do something.
But the lap dancing one I will do for nothing as I feel it could be very good for me.
lenny

SirOllyBolly

Yesterday I attended an interview for my dream job.

Today, they made me an offer.

Tonight, I'm celebrating

SirOllyBolly

"What fresh lunacy is this?"

Harleybloke

I always wanted to be the wardrobe bloke for Sally Thomsett on 'The Railway Children'......................

......or a test pilot for slumberland.

.....You couldn't hear it, if they were shooting at me with howitzers!

homeguard

I had a lousy job after leaving school and a boss who was as graceless as Alan Sugar. When he finally fired me he shouted,
"You couldn't get a job sniffing ladies bicycle saddles!"

I could.


Regards,
HG