British Men: The Most Romantic?

[samkydd]

Originally posted by sanndevil@Aug 11 2005, 12:17 PM I have obviously missed out in life! I've always considered myself well above average in the good looks department (but then again, men always think they are better looking than they are, whilst women think they are less good looking than they are!) and have never had ANY action in the cinema!! Perhaps I have always been too keen on actually watching the movie, then boring my date to death with wanky deconstruction after the film! If only I could have my time again!

How about a new topic Sex in the Cinema? I won't start it because I gabble away too much on this site already!

For a girl the giveaway signs were bits of popcorn stuck to her face! For a bloke, total disinterest shown in the rather disheveled looking young lady walking alongside him adjusting her clobber on the way out!

As for having your time again, what would it be like now? You'd be deconstructing the movie as she was busy texting her mates for the address of the nearest tattoo parlour, and the only Stud she'd be interested in would be the shiny one sticking out of her enormous belly! As someone once said, "1979 was civilization's final year, we've just been going through the motions ever since!"