your dream cabinet - Britmovie - British Film Forum

Britmovie - British Film Forum Britmovie - British Film Forum Britmovie - British Film Forum
Home Page Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

 »   Britmovie - British Film Forum » Back Row » Off-Topic Discussion

Off-Topic Discussion For infrequent and stimulating chat about everyday topics from the weather to world news; sport and politics; music and media; newspapers and the web.


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 29-05-2009, 01:38 AM
  post #1
davidb is never going to have any status
Senior Member
 
davidb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: herts
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,194
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Question
Country:
iTrader: (1)
Default your dream cabinet

what with mp's dropping like flies with the expenses scandal and esther rantzen intending to stand for luton ,what other celebrities would you like to see as mp's and doing what job ?

ken dodd for chancellor would be a good start

£5 fine for the first one who says they want to swap their mfi cabinet for a posh one etc

davidb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-05-2009, 09:14 AM
  post #2
Nick Dando has no status.
Moderator
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Stamford
Posts: 1,161
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Country:
iTrader: (2)
Default

Pol Pot as Home Secretary.

The Marquis de Sade for Culture.

Herod the Great as the Children's minister.

Nick
Nick Dando is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-05-2009, 09:18 AM
  post #3
batman is shh .............
Moderator
 
batman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The Bat Cave
Gender: Male
Posts: 32,983
Thanks: 1
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Bored
Country:
iTrader: (15)
Default

Dorian Gray as Health Secretary (I know he's not a real person)
Robert Newton as Defence Secretary
Maxwell Reed as Foreign Secretary (although his trade deals with the Arabs leave a lot to be desired)
Simon Cowell as Culture Sectretary

"Aha Mr Aubergine ... that's where you're wrong!"
batman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-05-2009, 10:58 AM
  post #4
davidb is never going to have any status
Senior Member
 
davidb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: herts
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,194
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Question
Country:
iTrader: (1)
Default

the master of tact and diplomacy vinnie jones as foreign secretary
thatll give johnny foreigner a fright in eurogravytrainland
davidb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-05-2009, 11:02 AM
  post #5
davidb is never going to have any status
Senior Member
 
davidb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: herts
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,194
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Question
Country:
iTrader: (1)
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by batman View Post
Dorian Gray as Health Secretary (I know he's not a real person)
Robert Newton as Defence Secretary
Maxwell Reed as Foreign Secretary (although his trade deals with the Arabs leave a lot to be desired)
Simon Cowell as Culture Sectretary
dont forget gemma arterton for edjukayshun ,could we have that photo of her in her skool uniform again please
davidb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-05-2009, 11:06 AM
  post #6
batman is shh .............
Moderator
 
batman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The Bat Cave
Gender: Male
Posts: 32,983
Thanks: 1
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Bored
Country:
iTrader: (15)
Default


"Aha Mr Aubergine ... that's where you're wrong!"
batman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-05-2009, 11:26 AM
  post #7
Mark O is a big fan.......
Senior Member
 
Mark O's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Canvey Island, Essex
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,186
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
My Mood: Curious
Country:
iTrader: (0)
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by davidb View Post
the master of tact and diplomacy vinnie jones as foreign secretary
thatll give johnny foreigner a fright in eurogravytrainland
Good choice David!.........or maybe Ray 'The Daddy' Winstone, he'll soon put them in their place

Nigella Lawson - Food Minister
Clarissa Dickson-wright - Countryside Minister
Jeremy Clarkson - Transport Minister (or even the top job)
Bernard Manning - Immigration Minister
Barbara Windsor - Culture Minister
Stanley Ogden - Chancellor of the Exchequer......"I wonder who's in't Rovers"

Mark
Mark O is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-05-2009, 11:40 AM
  post #8
davidb is never going to have any status
Senior Member
 
davidb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: herts
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,194
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Question
Country:
iTrader: (1)
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by batman View Post
phwoar ! she can have the top job at edjukayshun alright
davidb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-05-2009, 11:41 AM
  post #9
davidb is never going to have any status
Senior Member
 
davidb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: herts
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,194
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Question
Country:
iTrader: (1)
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark O View Post
Good choice David!.........or maybe Ray 'The Daddy' Winstone, he'll soon put them in their place

Nigella Lawson - Food Minister
Clarissa Dickson-wright - Countryside Minister
Jeremy Clarkson - Transport Minister (or even the top job)
Bernard Manning - Immigration Minister
Barbara Windsor - Culture Minister
Stanley Ogden - Chancellor of the Exchequer......"I wonder who's in't Rovers"
i like jeremy clarkson as transport minister goodbye bus lanes
davidb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-05-2009, 05:50 PM
Mark O is a big fan.......
Senior Member
 
Mark O's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Canvey Island, Essex
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,186
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
My Mood: Curious
Country:
iTrader: (0)
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by davidb View Post
i like jeremy clarkson as transport minister goodbye bus lanes
Yes!.......with Jezza in the cabinet it'll be goodbye everything anti-road vehicle

Think i'm having seconds thoughts about Nigella for Food Minister, i'm now thinking Dawn French, she'll sanction free Chocolate for everyone!




Mark

Last edited by Mark O; 29-05-2009 at 05:56 PM..
Mark O is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-05-2009, 05:58 PM
DB7
DB7 is busy
Administrator
 
DB7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Shrops
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,144
Thanks: 13
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
My Mood: Daring
Country:
iTrader: (13)
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by batman View Post
Party Whip?
DB7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29-05-2009, 06:01 PM
batman is shh .............
Moderator
 
batman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The Bat Cave
Gender: Male
Posts: 32,983
Thanks: 1
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Bored
Country:
iTrader: (15)
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DB7 View Post
Party Whip?
Nice ....



"Aha Mr Aubergine ... that's where you're wrong!"
batman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-05-2009, 12:26 AM
davidb is never going to have any status
Senior Member
 
davidb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: herts
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,194
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Question
Country:
iTrader: (1)
Default

shane mcgowan as minister for health

davidb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-05-2009, 12:32 AM
Harbottle is thinking Spring is here
Senior Member
 
Harbottle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hampshire
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,663
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Country:
iTrader: (28)
Default

Minister for Education

Harbottle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 30-05-2009, 12:36 AM
davidb is never going to have any status
Senior Member
 
davidb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: herts
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,194
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My Mood: Question
Country:
iTrader: (1)
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by davidb View Post
shane mcgowan as minister for health


mind you ,shanes got the health ministers job only if keef is busy doing something else

davidb is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Prophetic Dream darrenburnfan Off-Topic Discussion 29 30-01-2010 02:30 AM
Film Query: Woman in a Cabinet Mark O Can You Name This Film 8 28-02-2009 09:12 PM
Whats your dream job? faginsgirl Off-Topic Discussion 41 27-06-2008 07:07 PM
Did I dream this..... Freddie Freeloader Can You Name This Film 2 17-05-2008 12:25 AM
The Cabinet of Doctor Ramirez (1991) laura1 Looking for a Video/DVD (Film) 0 10-05-2007 06:43 PM

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 05:59 PM.
SEO by vBSEO 3.3.2 ©2009, Crawlability, Inc.
Copyright © 1998-2010 BritMovie