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Old 23-04-2006, 07:16 PM   #76
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Old 23-04-2006, 10:17 PM   #77
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I was born two months before Doctor Who was first shown......the first person to suggest I'm two months older than Doctor Who, however, will incur my extreme wrath!!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boxing.gif[/img]
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Absolutely true, last night I was chatted up by a wobbly beer gutted, pierced, tattoed, sweaty tracksuit bottom wearing, lard arse, Jade Goodyesque anaemic maggot of a twenty something girl, and remembering this post I just couldn't help laughing! I tried to contain my mirth so as not to cause her any embarassment, but to quote a line from Kind Hearts and Coronets (yesterday's free DVD) "Our fellow guests were Lady Redpole and her daughter Maud who most suitably resembled nothing so much as a Redpole cow, and had little more conversational ability!"

Luckily a mate of mine came in the pub and rescued me from her clutches! She seemed a bit miffed that her feminine (?) charms hadn't worked on a forty something bloke, but ye gods, it was frightening! Quick where's my flat cap, cribbage board and dominoes!
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Old 25-04-2006, 06:45 AM   #79
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And did she offer you the pensioner discount?

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I don't think she has the qualifications to join any profession, least of all the oldest!

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Old 25-04-2006, 04:01 PM   #80
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Definitely a double-bagger

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Please Sam - do us a favour - edit that out - i'm having my tea here!
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You are kidding of course. How could you even contemplate it? One expression whether she's getting out of a car, having sex or sitting on the khazi!
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Could you lot cut out the pics, as a delicate codger born 2 years after this months FOTY date the pics are getting to my pulse rate and the wormess is giving me the evil eye cos i seem to be constantly viewing the same topic...

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What looks like a totally bodyhair-less woman - revolting!

Why this obsession with depilation?
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Old 26-04-2006, 03:40 PM   #85
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Why this obsession with depilation?
Better than dilapidation

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Old 26-04-2006, 03:43 PM   #86
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As they say, hair today - gone tomorrow....
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And that hurt more than any waxing - anywhere....

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Where did you get a picture of the Wormess ????

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I just see someone with hair on their head - what makes you think I want to drool over it?
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