ChristineCB

The Fark Folks who donate Photoshop-type images to WORTH1000 have a few ideas on some, ahem, different Christmas films. Look for the (UN)HOLIDAY link... (there seems to be a question of proprietary linkage, so I won't bother...)

CHRISTMAS PSYCHO? (Absolutely no idea if Christian Bale will accept the title role.)

SCOOPERMAN's not a bad idea. I'm sure many folks with North Atlantic snowdrifts would love to see someone swoop in and shovel out their walks and roads...

CHRISTMAS DAY seems to be the alien's response to GRINCH WHO STOLE...

Will Jack Nicholson really do ABOUT SANTA?

And the last image - who ya gonna call?

DB7

The Man in the Red and White Suit. (Tesco decide Santa's free delivery service must be put to an end)

Wolfgang

Nightmare on 34th Street

Father Christmas is lynched after failing to be police checked to work with children. He returns to reap revenge on his persecutors: "This Christmas will not be white...it will be RED"

JamesM

St Nick turns nasty and makes sure he's got plenty of money for the January sales when his reindeer go ill and he sues every household who left mince pies out that had not been shop bought, in The Santa Clause.

Human rights take an even further roll back in the US as fascism rises and an unlikely bunch of heroes, led by Billy Bob Thornton, Jeffrey Wright, Li Gong, William H. Macy and Oded Fehr, fight back in White Christmas.