Film Titles

[Wee Sonny MacGregor]

What's the best film titles members have come across? The Ship that Died of Shame always struck me as a good un. No Trees in the Street and Hell is a City would draw in the punters, while Fire Maidens from Outer Space takes some beating. From the US, the 1937 classic How to Undress in Front of Your Husband announces itself unashamedly. In the "literary" world I've always thought that Hank Janson's Skirts Bring Me Sorry was a terrific title.

[clitheroekid]

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes



Quick Steps to Love Making

[Hanseat]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid



and one of my many guilty pleasures:



Who is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe

[Joenoir]

Deep profound and probably meaningless titles do it for me every time. Dust Be My Destiny & Let No Man Write My Epitaph, both American titles, spring to mind. Mine Own Executioner is a good Brit title.

[Harleybloke]

Earth Girls are Easy.

[Joenoir]

Supposedly a dire film, pity because the title is great - Fun at St Fanny's.

[dylan]

Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)



Lady, Don't Fall Backwards



D.

[Lord Brett]

Dead Pidgeon on Beethoven Street

[orpheum]

Build My Gallows High

[christoph404]

The Cars that ate Paris

[batman]

Some dodgy 'art' films I saw in my local street corner video shop .....



Shaving Ryan's Privates

Driving Miss Daisy Crazy

White Men Can Hump

Tit Antics (everyone goes down on this ship)

Schindler's Lust



.... sorry.



Bats.

[Joenoir]

name='batman']Some dodgy 'art' films I saw in my local street corner video shop .....



Shaving Ryan's Privates

Driving Miss Daisy Crazy

White Men Can Hump

Tit Antics (everyone goes down on this ship)

Schindler's Lust



.... sorry.



Bats.

[clitheroekid]

name='dylan']Lady, Don't Fall Backwards

"Books" don't count

[clitheroekid]

Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies



I was a Zombie for the F.B.I.



Attack of the Flesh Devouring Space Worms from Outer Space



Oh Dad, Poor Dad (Momma's Hung you in the closet and I'm feeling so sad)

[Hanseat]

name='clitheroekid']Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies

I was a Zombie for the F.B.I.

Attack of the Flesh Devouring Space Worms from Outer Space

Oh Dad, Poor Dad (Momma's Hung you in the closet and I'm feeling so sad)

Finally! Someone had to mention them - glad you did. And yes, it is a truly marvellous selection! And it's almost impossible to top them.



A few more titles (though "nothing compares 2u", in Prince's immortal words)



Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Killer Klowns From Outer Space



and of course Bubba Ho-Tep and Bubba Nosferatu: Curse of the She-Vampires

[batman]

High Rise Donkey

Stuff Stephanie In The Incinerator

Frankenhooker



and that one i discovered yesterday ...



School for Randle



Bats

[Steve Crook]

What about The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum at Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade?

That's the full title of the 1967 film starring Patrick Magee and Ian Richardson with Glenda Jackson and various other notables



It might have been more successful if they could have got the title to fit on the billboards



Steve

[batman]

How about ... THE SEX AYSYLUM MASSACRE ... as an alternative, Steve?



Bats.

[Joenoir]

In a similar vein to School for Randle, another Lancashire comedian hit the cinemas with He Snoops to Conquer.

[batman]

name='Joenoir']In a similar vein to School for Randle, another Lancashire comedian hit the cinemas with He Snoops to Conquer.

I love it ..... more please Bats.