if you could claim one thing as expenses

[davidb]

why let all the mp's have all the fun ? if you could claim one thing as expenses what would it be ? [ notice how im only suggesting one thing ,not a 101 things like they had ]

would you like a duck island ? or a moat dredged near you ? or a bloody big plasma tv ?

for me it would be a clothing allowance , particularly fred perry stuff . i might actually have some money left at the end of the month if someone else was picking up the tab .

[BristolUK]

I think I'll go for the mortgage payment...even though I don't have one.

[Cuffy]

For me, a petrol allowance. The way used car prices are going it's the only thing stopping me from buying something with a whacking big V8 under the hood.

[Critto]

It would either be a years supply of sports clothing from JD



OR



A flat in Manchester (even if it is owned by the council), so that I could spend more time with friends I have not seen for ages (the best of both worlds), Plus train fares to get up there.

[Freddy]

A London flat

[batman]

All my household food and utility bills

[GRAEME]

A never-ending supply of inflatable women - and a lot of helium.



Watch the skies!

[moonfleet]

name='GRAEME']A never-ending supply of inflatable women - and a lot of helium.



Watch the skies!

Maybe those baloons will cross the Channel ?? ....I'll watch for those.

[GRAEME]

name='moonfleet'] Maybe those baloons will cross the Channel ?? ....I'll watch for those.

Our revenge for Le Ballon rouge!



Les Rude Gassy Femmes de L'Angleterre

[davidb]

a subscription to the same tv channels enjoyed by mr jacqui smith

[EHV_Emmetts]

name='batman']All my household food and utility bills

Me too - and traveling expenses.

[jaycad]

tv license and oak wainscoting allowance!

[mallee59]

a wild bird food and pond fish food allowance, will soon need one with the way the little perishers are getting through it...

[Carmel]

it would definitely have to be clothes for me as well, i love Gucci shoes and clothes so it's is a must for me, and throw in a bit of Prada and were flying.