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    On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:

    "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.

    Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

    She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

    Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

    Are there any questions?"

    At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired:

    "How much for a season pass?”

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    Brokeback Mountain - the sequel.

    Last edited by Shirley Brahms; 21st November 2017, 01:01 PM. Reason: Image had disappeared courtesy of Photobucket.

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    • #3
      Haha - good joke and picture Shirl Girl (sorry - the old name die hard!)

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        Trying to guess your old name........

        erm........

        I give up!

        ?

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          Captain Peacock?

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            Originally posted by Shirley Brahms View Post
            Trying to guess your old name........

            erm........

            I give up!

            ?
            markrgv on the old site.

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              Originally posted by Professor Marcus View Post

              markrgv on the old site.

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                    Haha - I like both of those. Took a sec' to work the Jesus one out!

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                        Why are soldiers tired on April 1st ? .................. Because they've just had a March of 31 days (Beano 1954)

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                            Q. How do you make a hormone?

                            A. Refuse to pay her.

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                              Or steal her genes.

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