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  • #91
    A man goes to the doctor complaining of his hearing.
    "What are the symptons" ? asked the Doctor
    "They're a comedy family on TV" the man replied !

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  • #92
    Termite goes into a gay bar and asks "Is the bar tender?"

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    • #93
      A true review from amazon.co.uk of Film Noir Collection.

      1 star because: "It's in black and white, why?"
      Last edited by agutterfan; 10th October 2018, 02:47 PM.

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      • #94
        Originally posted by agutterfan View Post
        A true review from amazon.co.uk of Film Noir Collection.

        1 star because: "It's in black and white, why?"
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        Apparantly not a francophone

        Steve


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        • #95

          Why I Like Retirement
          Question: How many days in a week?
          Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

          Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
          Answer: Two hours after he/she falls asleep on the couch.

          Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
          Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

          Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
          Answer: Tied shoes.

          Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
          Answer: NUTS!

          Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
          Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

          Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
          Answer: Normal .

          Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
          Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

          Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
          Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

          Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
          Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

          And, my very favorite....
          QUESTION: What do you do all week?
          Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

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