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    For those marxists among you this is showing at 15.25 on 14th on TCM

  • #2
    For us Marxists - a classic!

    Rufus T. Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?

    Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.

    Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.

    Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.

    Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.

    Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.

    Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.

    Mrs. Teasdale: He left me his entire fortune.

    Rufus T. Firefly: Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you."


    • #3
      Tanks? You're welcome.


      • #4
        When asked what epitaph he'd like on his tombstone, Groucho instead said what he'd like as cause of death on his death certificate: "Too many birthdays".

        I've also read somewhere that, when it was clear that Groucho really was nearing the end and his physician told him that he hadn't got long, his response was:
        "Die, Doctor? No, no - I can assure you that's the last thing I'll do!"

        A joker to the end.


        • Shirley Brahms
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          Haha, such a funny man!